I've Learned That .....  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/22/2005 3:14 am

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I've Learned That .....

..... you cannot make someone love you.

All you can do is stalk them
and hope that they panic and give in. .

JJKittyKat 59F

9/22/2005 5:43 am

lol...It's never worked for me

rm_2drescue 39M

9/22/2005 9:35 am

me either!

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/22/2005 4:13 pm

If you're lucky, they'll run away in a panic and run head-first into the back of a parked van. Then you can throw them in your pickup truck and drive to a small town and claim to be her husband, and if you're really lucky she'll wake up with amnesia and believe the whole story so you can make her life a living hell up close and personal rather than at the distance a restraining order would normally require.

Or so I've heard.

AlbertPrince 57M

9/23/2005 1:42 am

JJ & 2d - you just gotta keep trying, why not stalk each other and see what happens

Hardly - Mrs Hardly was telling me recently that she no recollection of ever meeting you, but simply woke up one day and has only stayed with you because you promised that one day you'll remove the handcuffs!

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