Have you ever wondered why men are happier than women?  

AlbertPrince 57M
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9/5/2005 3:04 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Have you ever wondered why men are happier than women?

1. Our last name stays put.
2. The garage is all ours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. We can never be pregnant.
6. Car mechanics tell us the truth.
7. The world is our urinal.
8. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut or a bolt.
9. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
10. We only have to shave our face and neck.
11. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
12. Wrinkles add character.
13. Our belly usually hides our big hips.
14. People never stare at our chest when we're talking to them.
15. One mood - all the time.
16. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds.
17. We can play with toys all our life.
18. We can open all our own jars.
19. We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
20. We can wear NO shirt to a water park.
21. Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
22. New shoes don't cut or blister our feet.
23. Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
24. One wallet, one colour for all seasons.
25. We can wear shorts no matter how our legs look.
26. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
27. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
28. We can do Christmas shopping on December 24 in 25 minutes.


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