Have sex with an older woman.....  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/29/2005 4:32 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Have sex with an older woman.....

..... in 3 easy steps.

Step 1. After the menopause, the vagina reduces in length and diameter, and it's walls thin. She should maintain vaginal muscle tone with regular Kegel exercises.

Step 2. Use a good water based lubricant to ease passage through the shrunken labia, and to prevent the vaginal walls cracking. Make sure intercourse is performed slowly and carefully.

Step 3. Make sure you have wipe-clean rubber bed sheets and two buckets next to the bed: one in case she loses control of her bowels, and the other in case you need to vomit.

(NB: If, during sex, hip fracture occurs, replace)


rm_goddess1946 106F
13518 posts
12/29/2005 10:04 am

Good God Almighty AP....

Is this really what older women are like in YOUR cuntry????

Funny boy {=}

Just a little food for thought.............
If you really want to be happy, nobody can stop you...
{=}


silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/29/2005 11:56 am



Is all stuffs gonna happen to me

sniff


rm_dizzyandfun 48F
752 posts
12/29/2005 12:42 pm

So when did you actually have this experience Al ?? Why did you keep it a secret??

LOL

Diz xx


brightblonde3 58F

12/29/2005 5:24 pm

Hmmm.....my sexual interest grows as the years go by. And I think the same would be true of the rest of you galz, am I correct?

Luv ya, Your Majesty, nevertheless.

Old Grrll Power!

BB3
World's Oldest Living Spice Girl
Yesh, Old Spice....


JJKittyKat 59F

12/30/2005 3:17 pm

Hmmmm not sure what to say....


mangomamiCT 42F

12/30/2005 9:00 pm

I am disturbed , thanks


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/31/2005 1:17 am

You warped motherfucker. Have a bleesed what ever it is you hethens celebrate. God, I hope no one mistakes you for a Scot.( hehe to myself)

LET'S GO METS!!!


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/31/2005 1:18 am

You warped motherfucker. Have a blessed what ever it is you heathens celebrate. God, I hope no one mistakes you for a Scot.( hehe to myself)

LET'S GO METS!!!


AlbertPrince 57M

1/2/2006 10:42 am

trav ~ hey, same to you, we'll chat soon

silhouette ~ yes, but don't suck too hard, you never know what might fall off

goddess ~ you bet, you wish were here now, don't you

silky ~ not for a while I'm guessing

dizzy ~ it's no secret, stuff like this happens all the time

dys ~ I am so grateful. If all of that is true, I must be 106 by now

BB ~ I'm sure that can't be true. I'n sure I once met someone older than you

JJ ~ hmm, something to ponder on

mango ~ you're welcome

cockme ~ and have a happy whatever yourself


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