Happy Birthday  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
11/7/2005 5:38 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Happy Birthday

I asked my wife what she'd like for her birthday. "I'd love to be eight again" she replied.

On the morning of her birthday I arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her off to the local theme park. What a Day!

I put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster


Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

Right away we journeyed to McDonalds where I ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milk shake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, and her favourite lolly and M&Ms.

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally we wobbled home and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. I leaned over my precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked "Well Dear, what was it like being eight again?"

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed "I meant my dress size, you fuckin twat"

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong.



digdug41 49M

11/7/2005 4:27 pm

yep you got that right lmao

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


JJKittyKat 59F

11/8/2005 3:29 am

oh poor you, and you tried so hard,


AlbertPrince 57M

11/8/2005 11:05 am

dig - yeah, we never win

JJ - don't I always?

Dr B - ain't it just!


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