First Date  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/27/2005 3:47 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

First Date

I once took a girl I met in the Euro Hot Tub out for the first date, and decided to walk her home afterwards.

When we get to her house, I leant against the door frame and looked lustingly into her eyes.
"Hey baby," I said. "Why don't you give me a little blow?"
"What?!?" she said in a shocked stare.
"You know you'll love that," I replied.
"Oh, I just can't," she answered.
"Come on," I said. "You know you want to."
"But somebody might see me. The neighbours, my family..."
"Nobody will see, this late. It will be lot of fun!"
"Oh, don't think I can. It's just too risky."
About that time, the front door opens. Standing there in her nightie is the girl's younger sister, with her hair all standing up and rubbing sleep out of her eyes.
"Dad says either you blow him, I do it, or he'll come down and do it himself. But whatever you do, tell him to take his hand off of the damned intercom!"


GoddessOfTheDawn 105F
11240 posts
9/27/2005 6:45 am

somehow this one is much funnier with the clip of the original commercial ...


digdug41 49M

9/27/2005 7:14 am

roaring with laughter as he wipes his eyes,you are classic al

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AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 9:40 am

goddess - we can't all be poets

digdug - all i can do is keep saying thanks


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/27/2005 2:44 pm

<<< I know this one as well.... lol


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 3:40 pm

Oh no! My secret is out. Some of my blog is not original


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