Female House Rules  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
8/31/2005 6:16 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Female House Rules

1. The Female always makes the rules.

2. The Rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3. No male can possibly know all the rules.

4. If the female suspects the male knows all the rules she must immediately change some or all of the rules.

5. The female is never wrong.

6. If the female is wrong, it is to do with a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said which was wrong.

7. The male must apologise immediately for causing said ,misunderstanding.

8. The female may change her mind at any time.

9. The male must never change his mind without prior written consent of the female.

10. The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11. The male must remain calm at all times unless the female wants him to be angry and/or upset.

12. The female must under no circumstances let the male know whether she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

13. The male is expected to mind read at all times.

14. If the female has pmt all the rules are null and void.

15. The female is ready when she is ready.

16. The male must be ready at all times.

17. Any attempt to document the rules could
result in bodily harm.

18. The male who doesn't abide by the rules and can't take the heat, lacks backbone and is a wimp.

TheQuietGuy2005 54M
2386 posts
8/31/2005 9:11 am

Not afraid of telling the truth are you, sir?

I gave up trying to understand years ago ... now I just figure I'll be wrong most of the time and pre-emptively apologise!

freetime648 52F

8/31/2005 9:29 am

Al, did I say you could write this????

xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 58M

8/31/2005 12:41 pm

TQ - you and me both

Free - first mistake, do something without permission - sorry

rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/1/2005 5:56 am

When a mini-van of women pulls up outside your house,
it is not the welcome wagon, you did not win the lottery.
you have violated rule #17.

we aren't totally heartless...
we'll call the medics befor we leave.

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