Dream Girl  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/17/2005 7:23 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dream Girl

Wouldn't it be lovely to hear your wife / girlfriend uttering the following

1. I'll swallow it all . . . I love the taste.

2. Are you sure you've had enough to drink?

3. I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!

4. Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Sarah over for a threesome!

5. God..if I don't get to blow you soon, I swear I'm gonna bust!

6. I know it's a lot tighter back there but would you please try again?

7. You're so sexy when you're hung over.

8. I'd rather watch football and drink beer with you than go shopping.

9. Let's subscribe to Hustler.

10. Would you like to watch me go down on my girlfriend?

11. Say, let's go down to the beach so you can check out women's tits.

12. I'll be out painting the house.

13. I love it when you play golf on Sundays, I just wish you had time to play on Saturday too.

14. Honey, our new neighbour's daughter is sunbathing again, come see!

15. I've decided to stop wearing clothes around the house.

16. No, No, I'll take the car to have the oil changed.

17. Your mother did a great job raising you.

18. Do me a favour, forget the stupid Valentine's day thing and buy yourself new clubs.

19. I understand fully...our anniversary comes every year for Christ's sake. You go hunting with the guys, it's a wonderful stress reliever.

20. Shouldn't you be down at the bar with your mates?

21. Christ, not the fucking mall again, come on let's go to that new strip joint!

22. Listen, I make enough money for the both of us, why don't you retire and get that nagging handicap down to 7 or 8.

23. You need your sleep you big silly, now stop getting up for the night feedings.

24. That was a great fart! Do another one!

25. I signed up for yoga so that I can get my ankles behind my head for you.

26. I'm finished, so whenever you're done...

What would you like to hear?

Neroalmmm 36M
1 post
9/17/2005 8:35 am

Oh come on, what do you say we get a good porno movie, a case of beer, a few joints, and have my friend Sarah over for a threesome!

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/17/2005 8:35 am

lets see, I have said 1. 3. 12. 14. and 24. I can already do 25.
You would think I would have them beatin the door down, wouldn't you?

AlbertPrince 58M

9/17/2005 9:18 am

Saint - show me the path to your door, and I'll beat it down.

digdug41 49M

9/17/2005 2:03 pm

#4 is killer man lmmfao

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

sweetthang2877 40F
534 posts
9/17/2005 3:13 pm

Hmmmm...numbers 3, 8, 15, 16, I work in a bar...and I don't need yoga to do that...

brightblonde3 58F

9/17/2005 5:23 pm

All right, Your Majesty, #4 it is. Happy early birthday to ya!

By the way, did I ever tell you that I'm really from another solar system, and my subjects call me Zsa Zsa, Queen of Outer Space?


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/18/2005 3:01 am

I know I've admitted to 1, 3, 9, 15, 16, 18, 20 and 26. I guess I'll have to start working on the rest. 23 was a done deal... Mr Hansen sleeps like a bloody log, and 11 happened years ago when we did beach holidays.


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AlbertPrince 58M

9/18/2005 5:16 am

sweet, BB & HH - you're all "my kind of woman"

AlbertPrince 58M

9/19/2005 3:55 am

nurse - I'm ready to retire, lets do it

but on the birthday question, Feb 8th is the date for your diary

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