Don't You Just Hate .....  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/25/2005 5:17 am

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Don't You Just Hate .....

People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

your_gypsy 51F

10/25/2005 12:48 pm

(guffaw...) thanks ... i can relate

digdug41 49M

10/25/2005 1:18 pm

hey al those are great glad things are moving on here again I needed a good chuckle

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/25/2005 3:09 pm

When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

I plan to decompose for much longer than I'll live.

bella_ 47F
4030 posts
10/25/2005 5:55 pm

You have given me intelligent things to think about this evening..thank you

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/25/2005 7:57 pm

hilarious! I especially liked the one about the remote control!

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
10/25/2005 10:15 pm

Funny! I can't tell you how many times I've watched people walk up to a door (at a store, for instance) and when it didn't open automatically, they walked several steps to enter the one that does....hmmmmmm

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

MissAnnThrope 56F
11488 posts
10/26/2005 2:46 am

Actually, when someone is wearing an iPod, I have had to gesture at them to get them to tell me the time. Usually, this is at the bus stop, with the bus running late. Now, depending on the bus stop, I could be waiting for a number of routes. So, I will ask people if a certain route has been by yet. In general, I've missed the NJ Transit bus I want by about 5 minutes. I just don't live right.

freetime648 52F

10/26/2005 3:21 am

Al, don't you just hate when you think that bad rash is gone and then there it is again.........LOL


xx FREETIME648 xx

AlbertPrince 57M

10/27/2005 1:07 am

gypsy - I think we all can

dig - but back to normal stand still again today

hardly - like all good dead musicians?

bella - don't think about them too hard

JUSTsex - I do the very same thing

yagotta - it takes a lot of effort to open that door yourself

MissAnn - I don't think you do

free - nope, its always good to have old friends back

risky - I wouldn't actually, and it's so much better when they eat it too.

hb - you point at wrist, I'll point at my crotch

AlbertPrince 57M

10/27/2005 4:50 am

mzhuny - you sneaked in there late again

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