Death of an eel  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
11/13/2005 9:23 am

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Death of an eel

I remember when I was younger, my sister would bring her boyfriend home if my parents were out. Sometimes I used to spy on them:

One night, sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for awhile, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started to kiss and hug her, I figured sis must be getting sick because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart just like the doctor would. Except he's not as good as the doctor, because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart.

He was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and getting all out of breath. His other hand must have been getting cold because he put it under her skirt. About this time, sis got toward the end of the couch.

This was when the fever started. I know it was a fever because sis told him she was really HOT.

Finally, I found out what was making them so sick.... a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there about 9 inches long. HONEST!

Anyway, he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away.

When sis saw it she got really scared. Her eyes big and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. I should tell her about the ones I saw at the lake!

Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden, she made a noise and let the eel go... I guess it bit her back.

Then she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eels head to keep it from biting again.

Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor lock on it. And he helped by lying on the top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squishing it between them.

After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend sat up and sure enough they had killed the eel...

I knew it was dead because it just hung there limp and some of its insides were hanging out. Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went on courting anyway.

He started hugging and kissing her again. And by golly, the eel wasn't dead after all. It jumped straight up and started to fight again.

I guess eels are like cats.... they have nine lives or something.

This time sis jumped up and tried to kill the eel by sitting on it. After about 35 minutes of struggle, they finally killed the eel. I know it was dead this time because I saw sis's boyfriend peel off the skin and flush it down the toilet.

1023 posts
11/13/2005 9:54 am

Thankful now even more so that I've no sister... Well, for this and that other obvious reason.

rm_JustCallMeDT 50F

11/13/2005 10:40 am

lmfao...great story.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/13/2005 10:50 am


Al, I'm not surprised you grew up to be the man you are... I think witnessing that would have scared the pants off me!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

brightblonde3 58F

11/13/2005 12:38 pm

Instead of a shaggy dog story, we have the 9 Inch Eel saga.


Wackytits 53F

11/13/2005 1:19 pm

Lmao!..... That's so good. xx

GentlemanLeisure 54M
192 posts
11/14/2005 2:52 pm

such an impressionable young man you must have been, Al. How old were you when this terrible trauma occured? Hopefully not scarred for life....

AlbertPrince 57M

11/15/2005 4:15 am

horny - you miss out on so much if you dont have a sister

DT - I bet you and 5 have killed a few eels in your time

HH - i don't know what you mean

hb - if you want to practice on my 3 inches first, just let me know

GG - indeed, although there was some shagging involved

wacky -

pauli - I was 25 on that fateful day, and i am still getting over it.

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