Dead Cat  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/18/2005 5:01 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Dead Cat

I had been driving for hours though desolate country when I passed a farmhouse. Before I could react, a cat ran out in front of me and splat... I flattened the cat.

Out of kindness and consideration, I stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants.

When the housewife came to the door, I said, "Pardon me madam, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you describe him? What does he look like?"

I promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like this" as I gave my best shot at a dead cat impression.

"Oh no, you horrible man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like before you hit him?"

At that, I got up, covered my eyes with both hands and screamed "Arrrrrrgggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/18/2005 5:32 am

You are a very bad boy... but I still can't help laughing!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

expatbrit49 62M

9/18/2005 6:10 am

ROFL (the women are going to grusify you for this) But I love it

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

AlbertPrince 58M

9/18/2005 6:42 am

I try to please everyone. If it makes you laugh, you gotta love it.

JJKittyKat 59F

9/18/2005 9:03 am

loved it rofl

AlbertPrince 58M

9/18/2005 10:31 am

rolf - that was the name of the cat

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/18/2005 11:14 am

feels the need to slap AP... you

but it did make me giggle!

AlbertPrince 58M

9/19/2005 4:06 am

EE - I'm sure you'll get your chance!

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/19/2005 8:25 am

AP, I'm gonna hold you to that one...

AlbertPrince 58M

9/19/2005 9:47 am

EE - promises, promises

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