Bad news  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
12/12/2005 6:17 am

Last Read:
7/29/2007 9:19 am

Bad news

I went to the airport
and I put my bag in the x-ray machine.
I found out my bag has cancer.
It only has six more months to hold stuff.

caressmewell 53F

12/12/2005 9:41 am


I so sorry about your bag...does she know?

rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
12/12/2005 12:25 pm

Sounds like a pretty bad case.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

JJKittyKat 59F

12/12/2005 12:35 pm

then what?

SibylBatchAxile 43M
384 posts
12/12/2005 1:29 pm


Make sure you give your sack a proper burial...

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

12/12/2005 4:04 pm

poor wee bag
hope your traeting it well
silky x

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
12/12/2005 5:08 pm

LMAO wahine! Very punny.

online69n 51F

12/12/2005 8:10 pm

the thing about

brightblonde3 58F

12/12/2005 8:32 pm

Every relationship has emotional baggage.



12/12/2005 9:32 pm

This all reminds of a vulgar and vile song written by my best friend and songwriting partner.

The relevant section is highlighted in red.

Drain the Vein
(c) 1993 Celibate Gigolo Music - BMI

drain the vein
I got a big load
and it's on my brain
drain the vein
If I don't shoot
I'm gonna go insane

you're kind of cute
but you're kind of shallow
but I don't care
as long as you swallow
you act so cool
you're such a snob
but after a few drinks
you will bob my knob


and dontcha know
I can do the whole spectrum
I'll lick your twat
and you'll lick my rectum
I'll shoot my gun
like Charles Bronson
when I dunk
my Magic Johnson

chorus x2

King Diamond/Rob Halfordesque scream bridge section
w/Van Haleneqsue/Dime Bag Darrel (Pantera) divebomb-like guitar soloing

you smell like trash
you look like a hag
but that don't matter
when you empty my bag

I don't care
if you're from krakatoa
as long as you drink my

chorus x2


rm_cockmerollme 45F
1223 posts
12/13/2005 12:08 am

what the hell is going on in here! Get to bed, you goddamn kids!


AlbertPrince 57M

12/13/2005 11:02 am

valley ~ thanks for the advice, I'll keep an eye on my balls

caress ~ not yet, I have to break it to her gently

wahine ~ LOLLOLLOL

JJ ~ ah yes, that old question, where to put my stuff?

darius ~ i might even get you to write the eulogy

silky ~ yes of course, we can't go so far these days

katya ~ who isn't? welcome to my blog, come back soon

keith ~ I agree, very witty

online ~ but you DO get attached

BB ~ mine will be when it finds out

mzhuny ~ my sole aim in life is to make you laugh (look what's in my pants!)

KC ~ what can I say?

cockme ~ sorry, don't hit me

keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
7/10/2007 9:12 pm

LOL! This one was worth a revisit! Thanks for keeping your blog up, AP!

blog on!

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