Ask Dr Cruise  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
1/12/2006 5:37 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Ask Dr Cruise

Dr Prince is a bit under pressure at the moment so has brought in a qualifed assistant to help out.

Dear Dr. Cruise,

I have wanted a baby all of my life, but now that I have given birth to one, I am terribly sad all of the time.
I don’t understand why, but I can’t even stand to hold my child, and I feel like a terrible person.
A friend has suggested that I may be suffering from postpartum depression. Is this possible, and what should I do about it?

Please help.

‒ Baby-Hater in Birmingham
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Dear Baby-Hater,

No, there is no such thing as ‘postpartum depression,’ it’s just another scam brought to you by the pharmaceutical industry.
You are simply a terrible person, and I feel sorry for your poor child.
Your only hope is to give the baby up for adoption before your cruel and inconsiderate ways ruin its life forever.
Perhaps you could give it to my future wife Katie, I have a feeling she might have trouble conceiving children, as both of my former wives have been similarly afflicted.
Again, don’t fall for the ‘disorder’ scam; you are just not a good person.
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Please send any questions you may have, either for Dr Prince or Dr Cruise, via the usual channels.

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freetime648 52F

1/12/2006 7:45 am

What a schmo......... Cruise that is...not you AP....


xx FREETIME648 xx


JJKittyKat 59F

1/12/2006 8:21 am

You've got to love these scientologists


brightblonde3 58F

1/12/2006 8:37 am

Little Katie grew up in Toledo, Ohio, dreaming of marrying Cruise.

"There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire. The other is to get it." George Bernard Shaw.

Smooches,

BB3


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
1/13/2006 12:02 am

I'm disappointed in you, Dr Cruise!! You very obviously don't know what a pregnant woman looks like, 'cos I think you'll find that wee young Katie is currently "with child"... unless she's pulling the wool over your eyes and is simply telling you she's put on weight!! Where did you get that medical degree? Off the Internet??

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


gnr8nrg 46M

1/19/2006 9:19 pm

Albert, this is funny. What's even funnier is I live next door to the Scientology Celebrity Centre in Hollyweird.


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