Are you going to starve an old friend?  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
11/10/2005 5:40 am

Last Read:
3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Are you going to starve an old friend?

Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
(Scarborough Fair - Simon & Garfunkel)

In the style of, and inspired by

HardlyYours4Now HardlyYours4Now

I got to thinking about food in songs

Baking carrot biscuits.
Taking care of business
(Taking care of business - Bachman Turner Overdrive)

Carryin' beans, now we're sharin' the same jeans.
Caribbean Queen, now we're sharing the same dreams.
(Caribbean Queen - Billy Ocean)

Donuts make my brown eyes blue.
Don’t it make my brown eyes blue
(Don’t it make my brown eyes blue - Crystal Gale)

Every time you go away you take a piece of meat with you.
Every time you go away you take a piece of me with you.
(Every time you go away ‒ Paul Young)

Got a lot of lucky peanuts.
Got a lot of love between us
(Let’s Hang On ‒ The Four Seasons)

I'll never leave your pizza burning.
I'll never be your beast of burden
(Beast of Burden ‒ The Rolling Stones)

Knee deep in doughnuts, children at your feet.
Lady Madonna, children at your feet
(Lady Madonna ‒ The Beatles)

Last night I dreamt of some bagels.
Last night I dreamt of San Pedro
(La Isla Bonita ‒ Madonna)

Red, red wine, steak, lobster meat.
Red, red wine, stay close to me.
(Red Red Wine ‒ UB40)

She's got a chicken to ride.
She’s got a ticket to ride
(Ticket to Ride ‒ The Beatles)

Sweet dreams are made of cheese.
Sweet Dreams are Made ofThis
(Sweet Dreams ‒ The Eurythmics)

And after all that food, there will of course be:

The girl with colitis goes by.
The girl with kaleidoscope eyes
(Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds ‒ The Beatles)

There's a bathroom on the right.
There’s a bad moon on the rise
(Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival)

Please relieve me - let me go.
Please release me, let me go
(Please Release Me - Englebert Humperdinck)

And finally:

Just brush my teeth before you leave me, baby.
Just touch my cheek before you leave me, baby
(Angel of the Morning ‒ Juice Newton)

1023 posts
11/10/2005 2:00 pm

That was all so subliminal... logging off to go eat.

Engelbert humperdink is one skilled playa, but can you google to see if that's a stage name that he chose? Oh, I get it now, Hornyviking722 was already taken.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
11/10/2005 2:46 pm

With your long blonde hair and your eyes askew...
With your long blonde hair and your eyes of blue...
(Sorrow - David Bowie)

You picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel...
You picked a fine time to leave me, Lucille...
(Lucille - Kenny Rogers)

Not about food, I know, but these were ones that I've remembered from over the years hanging out with musicians!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
11/10/2005 7:04 pm

too funny..

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

tillerbabe 56F

11/10/2005 8:53 pm

I just peeed on myself! OMG!

XesSex03 50M/49F

11/10/2005 9:48 pm

Also, let's don't forget:

Two Chickens with Parasites
Two Tickets to Paradise - Eddie Money

Lost My Wife to My Girlfriend...
Lost My Wife and a Girlfriend..
(Amarillo By Morning - George Strait)

Silent Stupidity
Silent Lucidity - Queensryche

Not food stuffs, I know, but classics nonetheless!

Mr. & Mrs. Xes

mangomamiCT 42F

11/10/2005 10:19 pm

You horrible , horrible man ! You have ruined some of my good eighties memories now !
How ever shall I dance naked through the house duster in hand in thong and fuzzy sox to sweet dreams are made of cheese !!!!

HardlyYours4Now 52M

11/11/2005 12:59 am

You honor me, sir.

And you made me pee my pants.

wickedwench1960 56F

11/11/2005 6:16 am

Here's one my ex used to sing to me...

Nothing could be finer than to be in her vagina, in the morning!
Nothing could be finer than to be in Carolina, in the morning!

I don't remember the artist...sorry..

XesSex03 50M/49F

11/11/2005 10:06 pm

And then there's
Broke My Toe Kicking Shit Off the Porch This Morning
Most any country song.
Mr. Xes

brightblonde3 58F

11/13/2005 8:45 am

Confession from childhood: Growing up in the West and not familiar with a strong Southern accent at that time, I swore Elvis sang in JAILHOUSE ROCK, "Can't find a potty use a wooden chair."

Made sense to a small child...


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