A letter to my priest  

AlbertPrince 58M
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11/7/2005 6:29 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

A letter to my priest

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's law. I have learned a great deal from you, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him or her that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate. I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other laws and how to best follow them:

• When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odor for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). I understand that the bull cannot be castrated (Lev 22:24), but the problem is my neighbors. They claim the odor is not pleasing to them. How should I deal with this?

• I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as suggested in Exodus 21: 7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

• I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.

• Lev. 25:44 states that I may buy slaves from the nations that are around us. A friend of mine claims that this applies to the Welsh but not the Scots. Can you clarify?

• I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?

• A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Yours

Al Prince


digdug41 49M

11/7/2005 4:22 pm

NICE TWIST LOL

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


sexyeyes375 47F

11/7/2005 9:35 pm

sooo enjoyed this... thanks for the chuckle


JJKittyKat 59F

11/8/2005 3:21 am

Would you really want a slave called taffy?


AlbertPrince 58M

11/8/2005 11:12 am

dig - yeah, I thought so

sexyeyes - that's why I'm here, come back soon

JJ - would I care? As long as the ironing got done.


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