A Night At The Farmhouse  

AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/10/2005 12:39 pm

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A Night At The Farmhouse

I was travelling once andstopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night. The farmer told me there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
Obviously I agreed. After a hearty supper, I was led to the room. I undressed in the dark, slipped into bed, and felt the farmer's daughter at my side.
The next morning I asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," I said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today."

xx_44DD_xx 51F

9/10/2005 1:53 pm

I am trying SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hard not to laugh! You have no idea!

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/11/2005 1:09 am

you BAD!!!

AlbertPrince 57M

9/11/2005 3:20 am

And if he only he had known - he should have charged me a lot more

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