A Blast From The Past  

AlbertPrince 58M
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1/30/2006 3:51 pm

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A Blast From The Past

The Loving Wife!

My wife accompanied me to the doctor's office.

After my checkup, the doctor called my wife into his office alone.

He told her, "Your husband is suffering from a very severe stress disorder. If you don't do the following, your husband will surely die."

"Each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. Be pleasant at all times.
For lunch make him a nutritious meal.
For dinner prepare an especially nice meal for him.
Don't burden him with chores.
Don't discuss your problems with him, it will only make his stress worse.
No nagging.
And most importantly, make love with your husband several times a week.
If you can do this for the next 10 months to a year, I think your husband will regain his health completely."

On the way home, I asked her. "What did the doctor say yo you?"

"He said you're going to die," she replied.

digdug41 49M

1/30/2006 7:00 pm

roflmao thats agood one never heard that before

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brightblonde3 58F

1/30/2006 8:52 pm

Hehehehehehe...pity the man who winds up with bb3



JJKittyKat 59F

1/31/2006 2:37 am

silkysmoothlegs3 105F

1/31/2006 11:33 am


EyeCandy33333 44F
761 posts
1/31/2006 12:24 pm

Albert you're such a cutie darling-ty for making me smile! Several times a week-emmm-I'm liking that part!(actually let's make it more)

Sister_Act_4_You 38F/38F

1/31/2006 1:16 pm

That was hilarious!

educatedmanonly 51F
24 posts
1/31/2006 10:43 pm

Is that a Bud-Light you're drinking???

sportsfan362436 47F

1/31/2006 10:59 pm

Thanx for sharing..... too funny!!!

*smiles, kisses n hugz*

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