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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/28/2005 3:47 am

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I was in hospital recently and I was lying in bed with an oxygen mask over my mouth.

A young nurse appeared to sponge my hands and feet.

"Nurse," I mumbled from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet."

I struggled again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Finally she pulls back the covers, raises my gown, holds my penis in one hand and my testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says, "There's nothing wrong with them!"

Finally, I pulled off the oxygen mask and replied, "That was very nice but, are... my... test...results...back?"

digdug41 49M

9/28/2005 7:56 am

you so silly al lmao

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JJKittyKat 59F

9/28/2005 10:03 am

I heard this one just this week very funny lol

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/28/2005 11:37 am

<<< knows this one as well....

AlbertPrince 57M

9/29/2005 12:30 am

digdug - yep

JJ - you were there???

EE - must remember to pack my oxygen bottle.

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