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AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/27/2005 4:33 am

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Boss,

I thought I should inform you immediately that I shall be unable to attend work today due to my being stung by a wasp whilst sleeping last night. As I’m sure you will no doubt appreciate the weather has been extremely warm, leading to my sleeping unclothed and without bed sheeting. It is this position of sleeping which left me vulnerable to the wasp’s attack

As proof of my dire circumstance I enclose a picture to act as proof of my discomforting situation. I trust that this shall suffice until I provide the usual statutory certification.

Yours Sincerely

Hugh Plums


catherinelax 35F

9/27/2005 6:35 am

ugh!!!! thats terrible


007sexy40plus 51F  
7603 posts
9/27/2005 6:41 am

LMAO- That's funny!

I am the real deal! "Come Get Me!!!"


digdug41 49M

9/27/2005 7:15 am

OUUUUUUUCH!

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
9/27/2005 7:48 am

*shaking head* I should KNOW better than to read your blog before I have had breakfast. Suddenly, I feel a lil queasy.


JJKittyKat 59F

9/27/2005 8:25 am

that is one huge hydrocele


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/27/2005 8:57 am

Dude, um have you considered a seditive? They make nice, calming, go sleepy time pills now.


keithcancook 60M
17865 posts
9/27/2005 9:03 am

Hugh,

Company policy limits employees to ping pong size balls. Yours have achieved basketball status. You're fired.

Also, our health insurance policy does not cover testicle reduction. You're fucked.

Sincerely,
BOSS


slightly_sexy8 38F
314 posts
9/27/2005 9:21 am

i can't even begin to imagine where you got that photo from...

let me ask you a question albertprince as you seem a sensible sort of guy. if you were reading someone’s profile and you noticed a typo, i wonder whether or not, would you would mention it to them? I’m in two minds.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 9:33 am

catherine - YOU think it's terrible. Think how he felt.

straightten - and they say I'm sick?

Tom - There seems to be a theme of laughing at other peoples discomfort developing here.

digdug - you said it.

sj - its always nice to see your breakfast twice.

JJ - what do you think are - a nurse?

saint - I sleep when you are just getting going, but when you're asleep beware, I'm there in your dreams


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 10:02 am

slightly - you're in my mind, who elses are you in?

pray, do tell, what have I done?


slightly_sexy8 38F
314 posts
9/27/2005 11:36 am

well hugh, i actually left you a clue but i guess it was too cryptic. i didn't know whether you would actually notice it or not.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 11:43 am

slightly, thanks, i've changed it now.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 11:46 am

BOSS - you'll be hearing from my union representative as soon as I have the balls to call him.


PailsDiverHonks 55F

9/27/2005 1:24 pm

OMG that is SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GROSS!! ewwww, I think I'm gonna throw up...yuck yuck yuck...that poor guy!!! EWWWWWW.... Albert get over here and clean up the mess I made!


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/27/2005 2:09 pm

Told u not to play with bees.....


UtterlyLuscious 30F

9/27/2005 2:55 pm

Thats a bad case of...elephantitis.
Looks like a feat of nature just to hold those up...


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 3:17 pm

greeneyes - yes ma'am, on my way

EE - I only did it for you


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 3:45 pm

utterly - I'll tell you, it took some doing!


dano6332 56M

9/27/2005 4:34 pm

Where the hell do you buy your boxers? yuck


AlbertPrince 58M

9/28/2005 4:04 am

dano - black bin bags do just fine

mzhuny - you wish eh?


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/28/2005 5:48 am

*Helga is pleased that Al finally corrected the spelling error* I decided I wasn't going to mention it again, otherwise you'd think I was being my usual nit-picky self!!

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


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