<font size=4><font color=red><font face=Goudy Stout>I Can  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/23/2005 3:03 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

<font size=4><font color=red><font face=Goudy Stout>I Can

If my dog was as ugly as you,
I'd shave it's arse and teach it to walk backwards.


What is you favourite insult???


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/23/2005 3:49 pm

Ah can hardly contain ma indifference (stolen from the lovely MrsG)


UtterlyLuscious 30F

9/23/2005 5:45 pm

Shes so uptight, she squeeks when she shits.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/24/2005 7:24 am

Both excellent


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:08 pm

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:10 pm

Can I borrow your face for a few days my ass is going on holiday


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:12 pm

Everyone has a right to be ugly but you've abused the privilege


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:13 pm

Like a death at a birthday party, you ruin all the fun... Like a sucked and spat out smartie, you're no use to anyone."


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:14 pm

"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:28 pm

She was good at being inarticulately abstracted for the same reason that midgets are good at being short."


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:29 pm

Brains aren't everything. In fact in your case they're nothing"


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:30 pm

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own"


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:30 pm

He doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear" - but then again he doesn't know the meaning of most words"


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:34 pm

"She's got such a narrow mind, when she walks fast her earrings bang together."


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:38 pm

Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.


JJKittyKat 59F

9/24/2005 3:40 pm

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.


AlbertPrince 58M

9/25/2005 1:55 am

JJ - remind me never to upset you!


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