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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
9/26/2005 5:33 am

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How To Use A Vagina

So, you've found a vagina but you don't know how to use it. Unfortunately, vaginas do not come with instructions, proper lighting or air fresheners. Well, you came to the right place. Your Uncle Al has invested years in exhaustive field work and is willing to spread this knowledge to all. The most important thing to remember is that the vagina was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.

Important Parts

The Clitoris, also known as the man in the boat, the clit, the love button, the budgie's tongue and the magic button that will open her thighs. This is where you'll be expected to spend a significant part of the night, so bring ideas for killing time. One way is to try and guess the different smells. One might be her laundry detergent, another last night's dinner. Some women like humming at this point. I understand some women will actually orgasm upon clitoral contact. Please confirm in an email if this should happen to you.

Different Types of Vaginas

There are probably different types of vaginas but quite frankly who cares? Nobody has ever thrown a babe out of bed because her vagina wasn't cute. Once you've determined that there is, in fact, a vagina present, get the party started.

In the vagina of a "modern woman" the canal is ribbed for your enjoyment. Discuss here, how much you respect women, and keep telling her you're not interested in sex right up until the point you cum inside her. Then get the hell out and watch Monday Night Football.

Do you find all this talk about vaginas too complicated? God knew you would so he created something that avoids all of this nonsense. The hand. The most important thing to remember is that the hand was specially designed by God to make your penis feel good.

Tomorrow - How To Use A Penis

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helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/26/2005 8:29 am

Will it be a woman's guide, or a man's guide? *Helga waits for tomorrow*

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


JJKittyKat 59F

9/26/2005 10:33 am

I think you are just jealous, you would love to have a vagina


expatbrit49 62M

9/26/2005 5:40 pm

Dr. prince: do Asian womens vagines run the same way?

Thank You for Your Time and Attention


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
9/26/2005 5:59 pm

Dear Doctor Prince,

Are the vaginas of married folks the same as the vaginas of singles? I have heard that there are some important differences.

Please enlighten me before October 1st.
Engaged in Edenton


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/26/2005 7:00 pm

Dr. your credentials are highly suspect. Did you obtain your degree in Guatamala by chance?


tillerbabe 55F

9/26/2005 8:48 pm

Drink Pineapple juice ladies....mmmmm...sweet....SWEET...SWEET!!!!!
What about the "G" spot Prince????


AlbertPrince 57M

9/27/2005 12:49 am

tillerbabe - I answered a very similar question in [post71733]. Your G spot (if it is not in fact a myth) is of no concern to men. If you must mess with it, do it on your own time. To help with your budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and sell it on AdultFriendFinder or ebay.

saint - I was once in Guatamala and although I was found not guilty, I can no longer go there. I was able to use the proceeds however to legitimately buy my qualifications from "degrees-R-us"

keith - you are absolutely right - once she is married, a woman's vagina takes on the ability to "heal" itself when her husband is in the same room. This is not a permanent state however. There is a secret society who call themselves AdultFriendFinder'ers who have the ability to reopen the vagina of a woman married to someone with apparent ease, although as soon as her husband is in her presence it will automatically re-heal itself.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/27/2005 12:53 am

Expat - Yes. All womens vagines (although they are called vaginas, even in Asia) run the same way. Obviously the thickness of the discharge will determine how much they actually run.

JJ - No. I do in fact have several vaginas in a jar on the shelf behind my desk. In order to ensure that they remain fresh I rent them out to married men (see my response to keith's question)

Helga - It will be a mn's guide. Women have little concept of the correct way to use a penis.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/27/2005 12:55 am

tillerbabe - I answered a very similar question in If men wrote Cosmopolitan.... Your G spot (if it is not in fact a myth) is of no concern to men. If you must mess with it, do it on your own time. To help with your budget you may wish to video tape yourself while doing this, and sell it on AdultFriendFinder or ebay.

saint - I was once in Guatamala and although I was found not guilty, I can no longer go there. I was able to use the proceeds however to legitimately buy my qualifications from "degrees-R-us"

keith - you are absolutely right - once she is married, a woman's vagina takes on the ability to "heal" itself when her husband is in the same room. This is not a permanent state however. There is a secret society who call themselves AdultFriendFinder's who have the ability to reopen the vagina of a woman married to someone else with apparent ease, although as soon as her husband is in her presence it will automatically re-heal itself.


UtterlyLuscious 30F

9/27/2005 3:01 pm

All this time, and I never knew.


AlbertPrince 57M

9/27/2005 4:27 pm

utterly - it's simple when explained by a proffessional


dano6332 56M

9/27/2005 4:41 pm

LMAO whose on next Monday, I have a date


AlbertPrince 57M

9/29/2005 12:42 am

dano - follow my advice to the letter and you can't go wrong


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