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AlbertPrince 58M
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10/4/2005 12:15 am

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The chief of staff of the Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of the armed services. He directed that a nearby Air Force base be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited.

As he and his staff were standing near a brand new F-15 Fighter, me and my twin brother walked up to them. The chief of staff walked up to us, stuck out his hand and introduced himself.

He looked at my brother and asked, "Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?"

My brother looks at him and says, "I'm a pilot!"

The general gets all excited, turns to his aide and says, "Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!"

The aide hustles the young man off. The general looks at me and asked, "What skills to you bring to the Air Force?"

I replied, "I chop wood!"

"Son," the general replies, "we don't need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?"

"I chop wood!"

"Young man," huffs the general, "you are not listening to me, we don't need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!"

"Well," I says, "you hired my brother!"

"Of course we did," says the general, "he's a pilot!"

I rolled my eyes and says, "So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!"

rm_sharksnsails 46M
738 posts
10/4/2005 12:52 am


i was in the air force

rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/4/2005 10:00 am


JJKittyKat 59F

10/4/2005 10:26 am

good joke! I hadn't heard this one

AlbertPrince 58M

10/5/2005 1:37 pm

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