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AlbertPrince 58M
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10/9/2005 9:46 am

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<font face=”times new roman”>Love Bite</font>

A woman almost bit off her husband’s willy as he cooked pancakes for tea - while she gave him oral sex.

In the heat of passion he lost his grip on the pan and spilt boiling oil down her naked back.

She clenched her teeth on his willy and in agony he bashed her on the head with the pan.

Both only admitted how they received their injuries after “intense questioning” by hospital docs in Carioca, Romania.

The man needed treatment to his willy while his wife had burns, two black eyes and a broken cheekbone.

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digdug41 49M

10/9/2005 5:34 pm

rofl glad it wasn't me

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rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
10/9/2005 8:14 pm

OMG, too funny. I do hope they got to enjoy the pancakes


AlbertPrince 58M

10/10/2005 11:15 am

dig - yep, me too

purrfect - It would have been a shame to go through all that and then waste the pancakes


JJKittyKat 59F

10/10/2005 2:03 pm

I have always said "don't distract a man when he is cooking" They don't multitask


AlbertPrince 58M

10/12/2005 11:37 pm

JJ - I would respond but I'm cooking


JJKittyKat 59F

10/13/2005 1:38 pm

Al-Always best to stick with what you are good at


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