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AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
10/20/2005 12:21 pm

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Last week was my birthday and I didn't feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday!", and possibly have a present for me.

As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone "Happy Birthday."

I thought... Well, that's marriage for you, but the kids will remember.

My kids came into breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent.

As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, "Good morning, boss, Happy Birthday!" It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered.

I worked until one o'clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, ”You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go out to lunch, just you and me?"

I said, "Thanks Jane, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day. Let's go!"

We went to lunch. However, we didn't go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two G & T's each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously.

On the way back to the office, Jane said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day... We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

I responded, "I guess not. What do you have in mind?"

She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I'm going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I'll be right back."

"Okay." I nervously replied.

She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake...

Followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing "Happy Birthday!"

And I just sat there...

On the couch...


With a hard on.

HardlyYours4Now 52M

10/20/2005 5:36 pm

So hard to find good workers these days.

And tolerant wives.

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/20/2005 11:32 pm

I see you managed to replace Sue then!! And there was you, thinking you'd give Jane a little "bonus"!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

AlbertPrince 58M

10/22/2005 7:19 am

Hardly - fortunately, I manged to get rid of my intolerant wife

HH - and more than Jane ended up with the bonus

1023 posts
10/22/2005 1:23 pm

Too funny, I will be sure to check back. I am afraid I'll go blind viewing your strip routine though, could you possibly throw in a couple of Bella from time to time? (Just kidding) Glad I've found your humoruos entries. Thanks,

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