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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/14/2005 11:09 am

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Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to Woman's Stupid Questions....But Never Will

1 No we can't be friends; I just want you for sex

2 The dress doesn't make you look fat, it’s all that ice-cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat

3 You've got no chance of me calling you.

4 No, I won't be gentle

5 Of course you have to swallow

6 Well yes actually, I do this all the time

7 I hate your f*cking friends

8 I have every intention of using you, and no intention of ever speaking to you after tonight.

9 I'd rather watch a porno

10 Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to shag it.

caressmewell 53F

10/14/2005 1:17 pm

LMAO!! Where do you get this stuff?


Wackytits 53F

10/14/2005 1:52 pm

AP.....Lmao! So I get to keep the glasses then? xx


brightblonde3 58F

10/14/2005 1:55 pm

*checking flight availability and cheap accommodations in Bali for the winter*



BB3


digdug41 49M

10/14/2005 2:06 pm

again roflmao what would I do with out you

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


saddletrampsk 54F

10/14/2005 4:32 pm

OMFG..I think I just peed myself laughing..thanks I needed one..


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/14/2005 11:05 pm

Actually........

1. What the hell do you think I wanted you for, a relationship? HA! You wish, pappy.

2. You forgot the deep-fried cheese balls with ranch dressing.

3. Like I would ever give you my phone number, once again, HA!

4. You are gonna be begging me to be in a minute.

5. I don't need you you tell me what I was gonna do anyhow.

6. Me too! How convienient.

7. I fucking hate them too!

8. Promise?

9. Baby, you ain't the only one.

10. Well, it took me a fifth of J.D just to look at it.


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/15/2005 12:48 am

No man has that size balls... none... lol


AlbertPrince 57M

10/15/2005 5:45 am

caress - anywhere I can steal it.

wacky - yeah, why not

BB - Bali ... North Shields... all the same to me

dig - you would survive...

saddle - that's not always a good thing

wet - care to fill it for me?

EE - especially not me


AlbertPrince 57M

10/15/2005 5:51 am

saint - what can I say?

1) Yeah, I wish. And you know you do too.

2) Sounds good. I've already offered you a position as my live in house-keeper.

3) Please yourself, you can call me.

4) I'm begging you NOW.

5)

6) We are sooooo compatible.

7) That will make it easier for you to leave then.

I can't promise never to speak to you, but I have every intention of using you.

9) More compatibility.

10) Actually I'd love to eat it.


jack20061 51M

10/16/2005 6:45 am

LMAO I'm very new to blogging but I just put up a tacky woman ranking system, feel free to grab it if you think it is funny. [post 117861]


bri_tish 60M

10/16/2005 7:23 pm

Well I've read 3 pages of your blog, and realised that you're not only English, but that you're in England (if that seems weird, it's just me), so I looked you up, and find you're a geordie (probably spelled that wrong, spellings gone to fuck* since being over here), so we almost speak the same language. Great blog. By the way, in referrence to my last couple of posts, hasn't you're local brewery beaten me to it with their Nookie Brown?


keithcancook 60M
17718 posts
10/16/2005 7:35 pm

Oink!

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bri_tish 60M

10/16/2005 7:43 pm

How about "Well CZ is just the same to look at"?

Back home and in another life, I bought my fiance a 2.5 carat blue/white diamond engagement ring (contractor pay, what else can you waste it on?), and a couple of days later she wore it to the local pub for a Christmas get together with the people at (Prudential Holborn in Ilford - ESSEX)the company I worked for. One of the girls spotted it and with huge eyes asked "Is it real?", and Clare in her joking fashion said "No it's only a CZ." The girl replied (in a whisper) "So's mine, I won't tell anyone!" needless to say she didn't have the heart to tell her she was only joking.


DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/17/2005 4:15 am

LMFAO...we're soooooooooooo glad this is just a joke and not anything that comes out of your actual non-sexist mind...aren't we ladies? **evil glare**


AlbertPrince 57M

10/17/2005 7:39 am

Bri - geordie indeed, where are you from? I wouldn't drink Brown Ale if I was stranded in the Sahara with a crate of it.

DT - well now, I am of course completely non-sexist, but also believe in total honesty so who can say.


AlbertPrince 57M

10/17/2005 9:24 am

jez - i wonder why you are a lesbian? Think I might try it.


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/17/2005 9:34 am

Al,

1. Friends? Who said I wanted to be your friend???
2. Shut up and pass me that tub of Ben & Jerry's!
3. I don't remember giving you my number anyway!
4. If I wanted gentle I would have stayed home.
5. Mmmm... protein!!
6. Careful you don't get too predictable!!
7. I don't remember you meeting any of them!
8 . Good... I wasn't planning on being memorable!
9. Excellent... can I choose?
10. I told you that pig's head was for decoration only!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


AlbertPrince 57M

10/17/2005 11:54 am

Helga -

1) I hope you do
2) On it's way, phish food ok?
3) I got it from somewhere
4) I'm sure
5) To counteract the Ben & Jerry's
6) Why, don't you like it?
7) You don't?
Who said that?
9) Yep, feel free
10)Yeah but it has its uses


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