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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/11/2005 7:55 am

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I was sick and tired of going to work every day while my wife stayed home. I wanted her to see what I went through so I prayed:

"Dear Lord:

I go to work every day and put in 8-hours while my wife merely stays at home. I want her to know what I go through, so please allow her body to switch with mine for a day".~Amen~

God, in his infinite wisdom, granted my wish.

The next morning, sure enough, I awoke as a woman. I arose, cooked breakfast for my wife, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to make a deposit, went grocery shopping, then drove home to put away the groceries, paid the bills and balanced the cheque book. I cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.

Then it was already 1:00 PM and I hurried to make the beds, do the laundry,vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. Ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. Set out milk and cookies and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while I did the ironing. At 4:30 I began peeling potatoes and washing vegetables for salad, breaded the pork chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.

After supper, I cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher, folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed.

At 9:00 PM, I was exhausted and, though my daily chores weren't finished, I went to bed where I was expected to make love, which I managed to get through without complaint.

The next morning, I awoke and immediately knelt down beside the bed and said:

"Lord, I don't know what I was thinking ... I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day. Please ... Oh please, let us trade back !!!"

The Lord, in his infinite wisdom, replied:

"My son, I feel you have learned your lesson and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were. You'll just have to wait nine months, though. You got pregnant last night."

JJKittyKat 59F

10/11/2005 8:56 am

LOl nice? Who says God isn't a woman


10/11/2005 9:22 am

hahahahahahahahaha Careful what ya wish for

helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/11/2005 9:28 am

ROFLMAO!!!! Nine months to fret about the birth... and THAT is pain!!!


Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/11/2005 9:47 am

cheer up pal in less than 3645 days u will be through your with your "lesson",lmbao

saddletrampsk 54F

10/11/2005 10:39 am

Geez housewives job in the city seems easy..add feeding horse, dogs and cats..hauling water to stock tank in -30C..fixing fence..digging potatoes..tracking horses that slipped through the fence you you didn't get to fix in time..hauling kids and horses to 4H..chopping and splitting wood..whewwww

rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
10/11/2005 11:23 pm

Yet another wonderful funny. Thanks for the tee-hee.

AlbertPrince 57M

10/12/2005 12:20 am

JJ - do women grant wishes???

blonde - I try to be...

HH - I've already been through two births and felt no pain either time, although standing through the rather long labour the first time did make my back ache a bit.

method - how long?? I hope it will be a lot less than that

saddletramp - and what do you do AFTER breakfast??

JJKittyKat 59F

10/12/2005 3:03 pm

Al- I do it often

AlbertPrince 57M

10/12/2005 11:33 pm

JJ - so I've heard

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