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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/9/2005 10:15 am

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I started at a new job on Thursday and Friday. On Monday I called in and said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

I worked the rest of the week, but the following Monday I called in and said, "I can't come in today. I'm sick."

The boss called me into his office, and said, "You seem to have a problem getting to work on Mondays. You're a good worker and I'd hate to fire you. What's the problem? Anything we can help you with? Drugs? Alcohol?"

I replied, "No, I don't drink or do drugs. But my son-in-law drinks every weekend, and then beats on my daughter. So every Monday morning, I go over to make sure she's all right. She puts her head on my shoulder and cries, one thing leads to another, and the next thing you know, I'm screwing her."

The boss says, "You screw your daughter?"

And I said, "Hey, I told you I was sick."

rm_JUSTsex4me 36F
185 posts
10/9/2005 11:49 am

LMAO. I was really starting to feel gloomy with the whole daughter getting beat up thing then I read a little further. Very sick but still very funny.

digdug41 49M

10/9/2005 5:31 pm

oh your just sick rofl

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

MiAmore62 49M

10/9/2005 5:53 pm

i love it......!!!!

brightblonde3 58F

10/9/2005 6:08 pm

Naughty Your Majesty.

Do you think I can get a whip through customs in the UK?



rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/9/2005 10:44 pm

The site needs to add sound effects. Like a rim shot.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]

methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
10/10/2005 12:34 am

wtf-u really SICK!!!

tillerbabe 55F

10/10/2005 1:49 am

Me thinks I need to be your daughter! ( ohhhh....I'm heartbroken and lonely......I need your comfort!"

Wackytits 53F

10/10/2005 7:05 am

Omg! AP that is so sick & yet soooooooo funny. Pmsl! xx

AlbertPrince 57M

10/10/2005 11:12 am

As you have all identified, i am indeed sick, and yet you all seem to find my actions amusing, which is of course the intention.

BB - if not I'm sure we can get one here.

tiller - we need to meet!

JJKittyKat 59F

10/10/2005 1:59 pm

that was funny yet again you find one I haven't heard before...well done. I will have to use my womanly wiles to find out your source..

AlbertPrince 57M

10/12/2005 11:36 pm

JJ - hmmm and how do you plan to do that?

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