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AlbertPrince 58M
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10/17/2005 11:18 pm

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<font face=”times new roman”>This letter was sent to the principal’s office of a school in Queensland after the school had sponsored a lunch for the elderly

Dear School,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent senior citizen’s luncheon. I am 94years old and live at the local Community Home for the Aged.

My family has long since passed away and I rarely have visitors. As a result I have very limited contact with the outside world. This makes your gift especially welcome.

My roommate, Maggie Cook, has had her own radio for as long as I’ve known her. She listens to it all the time, although usually with an earphone or with the volume so low, that I can’t hear it. For some reason she has never wanted to share it.

Last Sunday, while listening to her morning gospel programs she accidentally knocked her radio off its shelf. It smashed into many pieces, and caused her to cry. It was so sad,

Fortunately I had my new radio. Knowing this, Maggie asked if she could listen to mine. I told her to fuck off.

God bless you,
Sincerely,

Edna Johnson</font>

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JJKittyKat 59F

10/18/2005 1:40 am

excellent lol


brightblonde3 58F

10/18/2005 9:59 am

There I am, some day....

BB3


AlbertPrince 58M

10/18/2005 12:41 pm

JJ - glad you approve

BB - aren't we all?


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