<font face="lucida handwriting" size=4 color=dark orange>Thank You Letter</font></font></font>  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
10/4/2005 12:55 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

<font face="lucida handwriting" size=4 color=dark orange>Thank You Letter</font></font></font>

Dear Tide:

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it since I first left home, when my Mom told me it was the best. Now that I am older, I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white shirt. My wife started to berate me about how clumsy I was and generally started becoming a pain in the neck.

Well one thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white shirt. I tried to get the stain out using a bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

After a quick trip to the supermarket, I purchased a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains came out!

In fact, the stains came out so well, that the detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my shirt were negative.

Later, my lawyer called and said that I would no longer be considered a suspect in the disappearance of my wife. What a relief.

I thank you, once again, for having such a great product. Well, gotta go now, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people. ...

digdug41 49M

10/4/2005 6:22 am

roflmao hey al seeing I cant e-mail you I just wanted to say thanx so much for leaving me jokes via comments yesterday that was a very cool thing you did and I was touched by that you I definately consider friend, cya

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

DefiniteTrouble 50F

10/4/2005 9:07 am


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
10/4/2005 10:02 am

pml... (think Tide can get those stains out as well??? lol)


JJKittyKat 59F

10/4/2005 10:23 am

lol Moms always know best!

expatbrit49 62M

10/4/2005 1:14 pm

pmsl, good one

Thank You for Your Time and Attention

tillerbabe 56F

10/5/2005 12:34 am

Monica Lewinski should have used Tide on her Blue Dress.....

AlbertPrince 58M

10/5/2005 1:35 pm

dig - my pleasure

DT -

EVB - lets hope so, the amount that you pyl, something will have to.

JJ - thank goodness

expat -

tiller - hindsight is a wonderful thing.

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