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AlbertPrince 57M
4459 posts
10/8/2005 8:19 am

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I used to like to travel from pub to pub across the countryside.

One day, I came up to a pub I had never heard of. I went inside and sat at the bar.

"What’ll it be?" asked the bartender.

"A beer thanks, but what’s that jar?" I said pointing up to a jar on the top shelf.

"Well, anyone who can drink it wins the collected prize money, which stands at around £80 right now." said the bartender.

"What’s in it?" I asked.

"Used to be a spittoon, everyone spat in the thing as a joke and now were looking for a brave man."

I looked around at all the people watching attentively, "No that’s a bit much for me I think."

Then suddenly people from in the pub started betting money on it. "Come on! Give it a go!" said people from the bar. Before I knew it the bet had gone up to £500! The bartender brought the jar down from its shelf. People by then were yelling and chanting for me to do it.

Then after some consideration, I said "I’ll drink it!"

Screams of encouragement came from all around. I unscrewed the top of the jar and picked it up off the bar. Everyone in the pub fell silent. I lifted it to my mouth and started drinking it.

It must have looked horrible! People everywhere were looking at me drinking all the phlegm and couldn’t believe it. "Stop, its making me feel ill!" said one of the people in the bar.

Then other people started yelling out, begging me to stop, but I didn’t! "Don’t worry about the money, we’ll give it all to you, just stop drinking it!!!" came from the audience of patrons. But I didn’t stop!

Finally, I had finished it, and dropped the jar onto the floor. People in the pub were vomiting and dizzy. One then came up to me and said, "Why didn’t you stop, I said we would give you the money!"

Green in the face, I looked up and said, "I couldn’t ‒ it was all one piece!"


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
10/8/2005 9:43 am

Hope you spent the money wisely!! And you're one sick man!! But I'd still snog you, germs and all

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_1hotwahine 63F
21091 posts
10/8/2005 12:12 pm

Thank you for contributing to my efforts at weight loss on this fine day.

Yeah, I'm still [blog 1hotwahine]


rm_purrfectpink 41F
67 posts
10/8/2005 2:15 pm

OMG, that was disgustingly, wonderful! Just about pissed myself laughing!


rm_sj365 55F
2414 posts
10/8/2005 2:16 pm

as we say here on this side of the pond : thats just nasty dude...just nasty.


madkitten 53F
291 posts
10/8/2005 3:14 pm

yyyyyyyyyyyyyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk


goddessofbitches 41M/33F

10/8/2005 5:10 pm

Wow...and I thought I was insane. So...let me get this straight...you were drinking other people's spit? Nasty...but wait..not entirely...isn't that what each and everyone of us does when we kiss someone? Think about how many people you have kissed...take all that and wrap it into one..
You just succeded in kissing about 500 people at once...Congrats

Hope that takes it to a new perspective

HUGS~~~MANDY

Always The Bitch


2xTwiceShy 51M
470 posts
10/9/2005 3:37 am

Ack. I kept hoping to hear that tequila was somehow involved.

BTW How long did it take to fill the jar up again, and are the still taking bets?

j/k Gross enough post man.


papyrina 51F
21133 posts
10/9/2005 7:05 am

uck


I'm a

and
i'm here to stay


AlbertPrince 57M

10/9/2005 7:43 am

HH - but who has the germs, you or me?

BigGirlz - funnily enough, I lost my appetite

Wahine - all part of the service

Purrfect - glad you enjoyed it

sj - nasty? in what way

mad - yyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssss

waggy - you didn't enjoy it?

mandy - there's a positive side to everything if you look hard enough

2x - tequila, if only!

papy - that's pretty much what I said


rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/9/2005 7:57 am

Whu, Albertius, why?


AlbertPrince 57M

10/9/2005 8:34 am

saint - how else am i supposed to impress you?


redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/6/2005 11:13 pm

*backs out quietly*

TTFN


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