<font color=green size=4>20 More Fun Things To Do In An Elevator</color></size>  

AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/30/2005 4:35 am

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<font color=green size=4>20 More Fun Things To Do In An Elevator</color></size>

1. Walk on with a cooler that says "Human Head" on the side.
2. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce, "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
3. Burp, then say, "Mmmmm.....tasty!"
4. Leave a box between the doors.
5. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
6. Wear a hand puppet and talk to the other passengers "through" it.
7. Start a sing-along.
8. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
9. Shadow box.
10. Say, "Ding!" at each floor.
11. Lean against the button panel.
12. Say, "I wonder what all these do?" and then push ALL the red buttons.
13. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
14. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
15. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf??"
16. Announce in a demonic voice, "I must find a more suitable host body."
17. Carry a blanket a clutch it protectively.
18. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
19. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
20. Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting bigger."

brightblonde3 58F

9/30/2005 6:20 am

ahhh, life's little ups and downs

digdug41 49M

9/30/2005 7:19 am

I can only imagine where you get these things al lmao

roaming the cyber streets of blogland

yagottalikit 49F
583 posts
9/30/2005 7:53 am

might have to try a few of these....I have no life.

Yagotta get it soft and wet so we can kick/stick it

wyvernrose 38F
3895 posts
9/30/2005 12:08 pm

lol Al you are a worry lol we are lucky if our elevators go past 2 floors

anyway how about you and I sneak out to the back room and we finish off todays cravings lol


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/30/2005 1:09 pm

Number 10 has my name written all over it...

HardlyYours4Now 52M

9/30/2005 2:30 pm

And you say I have too much spare time...

Ever pulled out some chalk and asked the other passengers if you could trace their feet?

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
9/30/2005 8:17 pm

I would pay to see you do all of the above, specially number 16.

playfulwithyou33 56F
961 posts
10/1/2005 1:03 am

You would be fun in a town with skyscrapers...LMAO

AlbertPrince 58M

10/1/2005 3:39 am

BB - and we all enjoy those

jez - my whole life is an elevator

digdug - me too

yagottalikit - me neither, that's why I'm here

wyvernrose - i'll wait for you back there

EE - Ipictured you more as a no.12 kinda girl

Hardly - Yeah that's what I said. And why would I need to trace someone's feet, can't they find them themselves.

saint, send the cheque and I"ll send you the video

AlbertPrince 58M

10/2/2005 4:15 am

playful - yeah I guess so

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/2/2005 5:00 pm

oh no, I want to see it in person.

rm_saintlianna 45F
15466 posts
10/2/2005 5:01 pm

I only know you to send checks anyhow.

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