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AlbertPrince 58M
4459 posts
9/27/2005 4:00 am

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THE WOMEN'S GUIDE TO MEN'S ENGLISH

"I'm hungry" = I'm hungry

"I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy

"I'm tired" = I'm tired

"Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you

"Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage!

"You look tense, let me give you a massage." = I want to fondle you

"What's wrong?" = I don't see why you are making such a big deal out of this

"What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

"What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question

"I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex?

"I love you" = Let's have sex now

"I love you, too" = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now!

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = I liked it better before

"Yes, I like the way you cut your hair" = $50 and it doesn't look that much different!

"Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me

"Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys

"I like that one better" (while shopping) = Pick any freakin' dress and let's go home!

It is just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

She's kind of cute = I want to bang her till I am blue.

I don't know if I like her = She won't blow me.

I need you = My hand is tired.

I had her = I had (wet dreams about) her all week.

I really want to get to know you better = ...so I can tell my friends about it.

How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?

You're the only girl I've ever cared about = You are the only girl who has not rejected me.

I want you back = ...for tonight anyway.

We've been through so much together = If it was not for you, I never would have lost my virginity.

I miss you so much = I am so horny that my roommate is starting to look good.

No, I do not want to dance right now = Shoot! She'll know that I have a hard-on.

The break-up should not start for another 24 hours = I want to have sex a few more times.

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digdug41 49M

9/27/2005 7:17 am

you are just insane al,but you know this already

roaming the cyber streets of blogland


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/27/2005 7:32 am

*Helga prints this off for her date too...*

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


JJKittyKat 59F

9/27/2005 8:33 am

I think on some level I have always known these


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 9:38 am

digdug - it has been said, on more than one occassion1

HH - it's just orange juice, try it.

JJ - I knew you knew


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/27/2005 12:45 pm

*Sips Al's glass of OJ* Glug, glug, glug... thanks Al, I need as much Vitamin C as possible... I have a cold

Hx

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/27/2005 2:34 pm

so.. It's always about sex???
So what my mum told me .. was correct.. sjeesss... I hate it when she's right.... darn


AlbertPrince 58M

9/27/2005 3:34 pm

HH - Plenty of bed rest, that's what you need

EE - "Let's talk"


helga_hansen 49F  
1987 posts
9/27/2005 11:49 pm

*Consults Al's guide* It doesn't say what that means...

Hx

PS. I'm trying to get bed rest but I'm a bad patient... I can't lie in bed doing nothing... it drives me crazy!!

Love, hugs and kisses from ♥♥HH♥♥


rm_2drescue 39M

9/28/2005 1:09 am

i gotta learn and try and rephrase my date/outing "speeches"-lol


rm_EE407 41F
3903 posts
9/28/2005 12:05 pm

AP... oh.. is this the kind of talking for which I get billed by the hour?


AlbertPrince 58M

9/29/2005 12:40 am

Helga - Lie in bed and do nothing? Crazy notion!

2de - watch and learn my friend

EE - Noooooooo, "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me


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