Gross Joke of the Day  

Alannc4900 60M
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9/8/2006 9:13 am

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10/25/2006 8:01 am

Gross Joke of the Day

Dedicated to all those women on AdultFriendFinder who are looking for their cowboy ... you better hope it's not this guy:

An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.

The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail a few feet in front of the sheriff.

"Howdy, stranger."

"Howdy, Sheriff"

The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don't shine.

He dropped the horse's tail, stepped up on the walk, and aimed towards the swinging doors of the saloon.

"Hold on there, Mister," said the sheriff. "Did I just see what I think I saw?"

"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips."

Was the reply.

"And that cures them?" the Sheriff asked.

"Nope, but it keeps me from lickin' em."

MWWwantmore 51F

9/8/2006 10:19 am

LOL that is gross

I'll have a cafe, mocha, vodka, valium latte to go please!

Good girls go to heaven.....bad girls go down!!

Alannc4900 replies on 9/8/2006 10:34 am:
and wouldn't you know that this is the one post of mine that stayed on the "Recent Post" list forever ... lol

lustcurious42 56F

9/9/2006 2:01 am


Alannc4900 replies on 9/9/2006 9:25 am:
Thanks for taking the time to say "ugggghhhhh"


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