Compassionate Lawyers  

Akgmcgirl 38F
108 posts
8/30/2006 11:10 am

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9/24/2006 3:39 pm

Compassionate Lawyers

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along
the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and
he got out to investigate.

He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied.. "We have to
eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the
lawyer said.

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there,
under that tree."

"Bring them along" the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."

The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a
wife and SIX children with me!"

"Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.

They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as
large as the limousine was.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said,
"Sir,you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place. The
grassis almost a foot high."


Alannc4900 60M

8/30/2006 11:56 am

LOL ... great one ... did not expect that punchline

rm_ihaveitall3 48M
2 posts
8/30/2006 2:58 pm

Very interesting story until you reach the end, than it hit you......great one.

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