Jugs and Jughandles  

AdventureBeckons 43M
117 posts
3/15/2006 8:25 pm

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3/18/2006 8:32 am

Jugs and Jughandles


Have you ever driven in New Jersey?

You can't make a left hand turn on any major road, or even most of the minor roads. They have these wierd turns called "jughandles" that are like a mini clover-leaf you would find on the highway. All left turns and U-turns have to go past the given intersection then turn RIGHT in this little loop then pray you can get across the traffic on the side street you are just turning in to. Usually easier said than done. I hope they have taken notice of the fact that this "jughandle" idea hasn't caught on anywhere else. This is a real bitch to get used to. I hate driving here. I am constantly having to overshoot things and do the goofy jughandle U-turns a mile later because you can't fucking turn here.

And while I am ranting, guess what I finally found on my 7th night in this hotel? I found the secret cabinet door that looks like clonthes drawers in the dresser. This little door has been hiding the cups and ice bin (and a coffee maker, but I don't drink coffee). The only reason I noticed it is because I was sitting at this desk looking at the TV on the cabinet from an extreme angle, and saw 2 little hinges poking out of the middle of the dresser, between the "drawers". I had to stare at it a while before it registered that it must be a door. It blends right in and has no indication of its use. I have been saving paper/styrofoam cups from lunch to use for water back in my room. Damn sneaky bastards.

Tomorrow I return to the land of normal left-hand turns. Hooray! Huzzah! Yippie Kay-ay, Mother Fuck! (Thank you Hans)

Oh, I mentioned jugs. Well, since I know no men will read my blog unless I have boobies in it. Let me just say that I like jugs! Boobs! Tits! Knockers! Cans! Snoobs! Jubblies! Don't you?

libgemOH 56M/52F

3/16/2006 3:41 am

My partner lived in Jersey for 13 years. He told me about the left lane dicks! He still has a tendency to drive like a Jersey-boy even in Ohio, can be a little scary sometimes and the reason the passenger dashboard is partially worn out from me grabbing it! -B


fiery_one06 35F

3/16/2006 7:28 pm

I LOVE the die hard movies that happens to be one of my fav movie quotes. Yeah driving in Jersey isnt all that fun. I've only been through that god forsaken state on my way to Texas that was enough for me. Crazy ass drivers who think that the highway is the Daytona 500.


_Safira 53F
11260 posts
3/18/2006 6:50 am

Why yes I do.

Safira

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