Ubiquitous Jerk  

Aaarrrggh 44M
35 posts
9/7/2006 10:33 am

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9/11/2006 3:15 pm

Ubiquitous Jerk


I'm not rude. Are you rude? I'm complaining about rude people. I've heard people complain about rude people. Rude people are this impalpable mass of individuals who cut in line, tailgate our asses, refuse to act in a courteous manner, whatever the case may be. We've all met them. ALL met them...Holy ballheaded snakes! They are Legion, and they are many...but where are they?

A quick poll in the office: everyone's met rude people.

A quick back of the envelope calculation puts this at less than 3% of individuals are rude. Are they nocturnal? Do they even pay taxes? Probably not, rude buggers.

Waitaminnit! Maybe I'm the rude one. Hell, I've done the odd rude thing before. Justasecond. They aren't Legion, I am Legion. I'm the rude one. Yes, that's me. I cut you off on the way to work this morning, sucka'. Ha ha ha...we'll it can't be anyone else? Can it? It couldn't be that we're all rude sometimes? No...it's me. I'm a ubiquitous jerk, foiling your every move with cat-like reflexes, only I smell better than you (it wouldn't be rude to say otherwise)! Fuck off!
Go suck a fart out someone's ass! Give me ten bucks. Let me 'borrow' your cd. Let me not give credit where it is due. Let me exclude you from the conversation......

Tr0ubl3NmInD 41F

9/7/2006 10:57 am

Well ok jerk LOL i've met some rude ppl in my life and yes i have been rude as well but mostly when made to be .


Aaarrrggh replies on 9/11/2006 3:18 pm:
Oh admit it! You're the other rude one!

southrnpeach333 50F

9/7/2006 2:55 pm

having a bad are we? i, myself, have never been rude.... those other drivers gave me the finger for no reason...and those people in line had no reason to give me those dirty looks.....


Aaarrrggh replies on 9/11/2006 3:16 pm:
That was me giving you the finger, Peach! Sorry about that

lissi888888 52F
1401 posts
9/8/2006 6:07 am

We are legion and hmmmm...human as well. We all can be rude...so maybe it's just 3% of the time but it's life. No one can be nice always...and if they are there must be something wrong with them. Either that or they have evolved way further than the rest of us schmucks. *grumbles*...would it be off base to tell everyone to f*** off today? I'm in that kind of mood. *goes to center herself and try to bring back the good thoughts*.


Aaarrrggh replies on 9/11/2006 3:18 pm:
LOL...yes, it seems to go hand in hand with bad days. The sad thing being that being rude to people can make their day worse, and they may react in kind. Although some people seem immune to it--I admire such folks.

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