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Got some new sex toys tonight!
Jel-Lees Pleasure Kit for 2
*Fantasy Unicorn - creates delightful dreams of clitoral ecstasy
*Love Ring of Desire - a nubber exciter for passionate arousal
*Magic Wand - spell binding sensual sensations for a vaginal state of euphoria (oh yeah baby)
*The Enchanter - a captivating anal rendevous in the expression of love
*Love Jel-Lee gel - au natural 10 oz lubricant for slippery smooth sensations
A Hustler G-spot 6 inch vibrator (this thing sounds like it has the motor of a small landmmower in it)
The Deluxe Lasso Latex Adjustable Cockring. This thing is kind of funny... it has several "features" which include (and these are direct quotes):
*Quick draw release button for E-Z fast adjustment
*Made in latex for rope'n maximum construction
*Solid, rigid and anatomically correct arch for buck wild ejaculations (this kills me)
*Extra comfort and uniform snugness with Leatherette band to maintain your hard bronco bust'n erections
The caution section is kind of scary. It includes such things as Prolonged use without removal may cause permanent injury to the penis, Frequent use may result in bruising of the penis, and do not fall asleep while wearing the ring. You know they wouldn't put that disclaimer if someone hadn't fallen asleep with the damn thing on. You can't use it while on drugs or alcohol, if you have mutliple sclerosis, cirrhosis of the liver, diabetes. Wtf? Sounds kinky.
I'm going to shower, and then we are going to try some of these things out. Woo hoo!
8/9/2005 10:03 am
OMG...kids...you have ambulance service in your town?|
8/9/2005 10:27 am
Thankfully, we do. But, no worries. Everything in moderation, right? |
8/9/2005 12:33 pm
I am a big fan and advocate of the Magic Wand - great for both partner's pleasure and OHHHHHH, so powerful!|
Another toy I highly recommend is the Beaver C-Ring (or even the Dolphin) - a cock ring with a vibrating bullet (for him) that has dual stimulators for her anus and her clit....very nice and not too much for him (it's just right)