It was supposed to be sexy...  

ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F
226 posts
8/25/2005 9:10 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

It was supposed to be sexy...

and spontaneous... seductive... you know, the works. It ended up being a lesson in shower maneuvering.

Hubby was trying to initiate sex again this afternoon. Hip hip hooray, because I was feeling rather randy. He was doing his normal "rub on the butt, grind with my hips" stuff again... so I suggested he go take a shower. He had been a long walk with the kids while I was out having my work physical... so I thought he might need to "freshen up".

He grudgingly jumped up and headed off to the shower. I waited a few minutes and stripped off my clothes. I followed him in there.

After a few playful peeks around the curtain, I jumped in. It sure is hard to share the water sometimes lol. He is taller than I am by about 7 inches, so he blocked the water flow and I got the random sprays.

I was going to help suds him up, but after I got in there he threw down the soap and started groping me. Cool. I can dig it. I groped back. I decided, hell... it's a great opportunity to go 20,000 leagues under the sea. So, I kissed my way down his chest and knelt in the tub.

Now, this is where the lack of sexiness occurred.

I took him in my mouth and began to go to work. All of a sudden, he shifted the way he was standing and this rush of hot water came flowing down on top of me. I had him in my mouth, so I'm sure you can guess how I was getting my oxygen at this moment.

I inhaled what felt to be the equivalent of a 5 gallon bucket of water right up my nose. What a bitch that was. Ever inhale by accident while under water? It hurts like a bitch. You cough, choke, eyes water... the whole deal.

Nothing more attractive than watching your woman drown while going down on you. I can only imagine what it looked like from above.

I recovered after a minute or so, and completed a fairly decent blowjob. My next less-than-sexy moment came when I tried to stand up. My toes had been bent at an unnatural angle against the slow curve on the back tubwall. My toes were kind of numb, so he actually had to help me get up.

I'm a classy broad. Oh.... yeah.

rm_vixenflir 58M
295 posts
8/26/2005 5:43 am

I'm sure hubby will agree that (drowning aside!) a 'fairly decent BJ' is far better than none at all! And yes, from your writtings = you DO belong in the 'classy LADIE' catagory. Good luck with the new job!

patsam69 51M/51F

8/26/2005 10:34 am

Ahh...don't sweat it! We can't all be sex vixens at all times. (we can try though ) I am sure it looked good to your husband.

patsam69 51M/51F

9/1/2005 6:40 am

hey...where did u guys go??

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