"Large" vs "average"  

ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F
226 posts
8/6/2005 8:42 am

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

"Large" vs "average"

I've been looking through the blogs a lot lately, and I've been noticing a trend. There are so many men who are on AdultFriendFinder with self-proclaimed massive members who are having a very hard time getting laid. What's up with that?

This has led me to the conclusion that big dicks are not that important to women. From my own personal experience, I would much rather have sex with someone who is of "average length and width" like my husband rather than "long" or "man-dingo"ish. If you don't know who Man Dingo is, try Googling him. He's the size of a fucking ox. Just the still shots of him were enough to send my poor coochie into hiding.

I think someone who has a large penis suffers from a sort of sexual disability. Not that they can't have sex or enjoy themselves. But, in all honesty, do they ever get complete penetration during regular sex or oral? Perhaps anal sex would provide complete penetration, but like it has been mentioned here before... most women are not equipped with a vaginal canal long enough to accomidate something longer than 8 inches or so. Not a whole lot of women that I know would be willing and able to take on a job of such mammoth proportions, and take it on willingly in her arse.

I think that there should be some kind of disability program for the clinically endowed. Some sort of funding set aside to provide assistant with the purchase of sex toys... those fancy plastic vaginas... so that men of length can get laid too. Perhaps, when President, [blog talldarkavg1] can put that into effect. I just hate to see the suffering continue. We should have a fundraiser or something.


captaindischarge 45M

8/6/2005 6:37 pm

yeh what is up with that? i don't think i am real large but it seems i may be towards the bigger side of average, i did just get some action the other night, pleased us both very well, but i would love to have more for sure..sombody help me!!


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/7/2005 7:15 am

Call her back... make another date! Good luck


rm_talldarkavg1 105M
10172 posts
8/9/2005 8:29 am

Having grown up wearing corrective underwear for 18 years, this is a cause dear to my heart. I think compensation should be in order. Maybe $500.00 for evey two inches the man lacks. WooHoo I've got over $2500.00 coming!

[blog talldarkavg1]


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/9/2005 9:22 am

Corrective underwear? I'd love to know the brand name of those!


methodman1000 40M
1775 posts
8/11/2005 3:09 am

IF YOUR THEORY IS 100% CORRECT THEN AM SORRY FOR MY SEX LIFE*SOB*


ANewLevel4Us 38M/37F

8/11/2005 11:22 am

Method... you could put someone's eye out with that thing! I bet you could perform oral sex on yourself if you really wanted to. Or atleast use it to prop up your head if you get tired. Pretty smooth.


patsam69 51M/51F

8/11/2005 6:36 pm

i agree...much prefer average to huge. not worth the yeast infections!!!


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