Day 84, part 2: Washroom Images  

AGNJoe1 46M
385 posts
2/1/2006 7:41 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

Day 84, part 2: Washroom Images

Washroom images

After drinking an unusually large amount of coffee, or java, or cups of joe I call it, I move my way to the bathroom.
Thinking of the increasing pleasure
of decreasing the pressure
on my inflated bladder,
I close the door,
unzip my fly,
lift the lid,
because I am a warm, caring,
and considerate person,
and proceed to whip it out release.

In this time I think about . . .
- - If a tree has fallen and there was no one around to hear it fall, would it make a sound?
- - What is the meaning of life?
- - When will I get laid next and will it be good?

Suddenly, I realize that I have been pissing
now for a very long time now, and I begin
to ponder on an unusual question.
What if I couldn’t stop?
Terror runs through my mind now as I think of how life would change.

Greeting new people . . .
Hi, my name is Joe and . . . oh, yes,
don’t mind that it’s just a minor flaw,
but once you get to know me . . .
No, wait! Don’t run away!

Working On The Job . . .
I’m sorry, Joe. We gotta let you go.
We think that in this line of employment, if you work around electronics, it might be dangerous for you to work with your . . . ah, condition.

Realistically, of course, I would probably be dead
in an hour or less, as I would have shriveled up
and dehydrated like a raisin in the hot sun.
What a terrible way to go.
But finally after 2 minutes and 3 seconds of relief I slowly come to the last drops of my thoughts.
I put him back in,
CAREFULLY zip up my fly,
and as I flush the toilet,
I say a small prayer to thank God for keeping my thoughts just a bizarre fantasy.
I unlock the door, turn out the light, and as I walk out, I think about needing another cup of coffee.

pinkplaytoyz 49F

2/2/2006 9:58 am

LOL, I hope you thought twice about it!!
good post!!

LikeToLiquor2 56M
318 posts
2/2/2006 3:01 pm

You,,, Funny Average Joe

AGNJoe1 46M

2/2/2006 8:11 pm

Pink, not only did I think twice about it, I also stopped drinking coffee for today to take a break. Man, looks like it was the wrong time to stop sniffing glue....

j/k folks...Seriously...Don't sniff glue. But that is a really funny line from Airplane!.

LikeToLiquor2 - I try, I try...


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