Day 51: A new friend...and it's not the size of your blog, but what's in it that counts...  

AGNJoe1 47M
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12/30/2005 8:50 pm

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Day 51: A new friend...and it's not the size of your blog, but what's in it that counts...

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Well, I added pinkplaytoyz into my network of friends, and let me say, it ws looooong overdue. I'm sorry hon, but I'm glad you're here now as one of my friends!

Well, not much to report. Due to my absence here as of late, my blog readership has gone down like my flacid erection. Seriously though, my dick just gets hard at the thought of an ill wind it's been so long.

Anyway, since I don't have too much to talk about, I thought I'd talk about my blog as of late. See, I've been looking at other blogs here, and it seems that the reason these people have such awesome blogs is because of their writing prowness. That and they look awesome nude.
What I'd like to do is become at least the best blogger here in the Chicago area, because let's face it, there not way I could compare to travelingintexas or LustGoddess2469, as their blogs get people in the hundreds every day, and I'm lucky if I can get at least 10 people to read my blog in one day. I mean, you'd think that all it would take would be for me to show my 12 inch penis, and I'd get tons of readers, but NOOOOOOOO!

Ok, I'm just kidding. I do not have a 12 inch penis, I LIED.

I have an 18 inch penis, but does it really matter ladies? Wouldn't you rather get to know me for my mind, than my incredibly mammoth penis???
Ok ladies, you can see how stupid that line is when you use it when we look at your tits.

Oh yes, I am a pig, but I'm an honest pig.

Seriously though, I would like to have more readers for my blog, and I do admit, I get a huge rush when I see hundreds of views for my blog. It's almost like a validation that I'm a good writer. You like really REALLY LIKE ME! I'll admit it, having hundreds of people read your blogs each day and having tens of comments every day must really be cool, to know that people dig what you write. And darn it, I am jealous! But I figure it will come with time, and with me constantly striving to show off my huge mental capacity to be able to verbally express myself, I'll be a fantastic blogger in no time!

That and if I show off my 20 inch penis. Now if you will excuse me while I whip this out...

As always, thank you for reading.


pinkplaytoyz 50F

12/31/2005 7:08 am

It could be worse, you could have a Wooly Mammoth Penis! Then no one would want to see it. Then again, maybe EVERYONE would want to see it!

Do not fret if traffic through your blog is slow this yearend/weekend.
I can guarantee you that mine is slower!

AGNJoe1 47M

12/31/2005 7:55 am

Dude! I am HONORED to have you checking out my blog! Thanks for visiting! Wow, who would have thought I would be excited about a guy posting on my blog. Weird.
Dude, yeah, you're blog is awesome, and I do hope one day I do get on a level like you guys one day, but time will tell. Anyway, thanks for stopping by, and keep up the fantastic work!


LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
12/31/2005 11:25 am

Jeez guys - ya'll are making me blush. Quit it. Muah!

Joe - you're doing fine, hon. Don't you worry, it will come with time (blog fame, that is lol ) . You just keep writing, we'll keep reading, and more will come to read and comment, and voila - you're on the AWB Wall of Fame. lol


AGNJoe1 47M

1/1/2006 12:40 pm

Pink, why anyone would not want to not visit and read your blog beats the heck out of me, you have an awesome blog.

Lusty, thank you for the kind words hon! I keep striving to be the best blogger here so I guess you are right, it will just come with time I guess.

Traveling, thanks also for the kind words. And yes, I do agree Lusty's pict is hard to get excited to, but I just imagine I'm standing naked over her and she's ready to open wide and say "AHHHHHH!" LOL!

pussinboots4u 50M/47F

1/4/2006 8:31 pm

what? You want to compete? I have to warn you - I'm very competetive and will love every minute of it. Great blog Joe!

AGNJoe1 47M

1/6/2006 3:50 pm

Puss, I'm THE FASTEST growing Chicagoland bloggers in AdultFriendFinder today. And if you are not careful, I'll soon catch up to you and take the crown away!


pussinboots4u 50M/47F

1/7/2006 1:01 pm

Oh, Nooooooooooooooooooooo - Not my crown!!! I could deal with not being on top and being underneath someone every once in a while, but the crown - I can't give that up!

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