Day 239: My armpits smell like hotdogs...  

AGNJoe1 46M
385 posts
7/7/2006 8:07 pm

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7/10/2006 8:13 pm

Day 239: My armpits smell like hotdogs...


No seriously..they do. When my armpits start to stink, they start smelling like boiled Oscar Meyer hotdogs.

Well....they do!

What's even funnier is the fact that my wife LOVES how they smell. She'll rub her cozy binkie under my armspits to get the scent off and she'll smell 'em. She raves about them even. She said that she would never be able to cheat on another man because then she would never be able to smell my pits again.

So let's get this right...my wife will not divorce me because of my smelly pits.

Yes...my relationship is fairly messed up. But she is right...they do smell like hotdogs. Come to think of it...

*sniff*

I could go for a hotdog right now.

G'night all. Thanks for reading.

AGN Joe

rm_KarmoHunny 54F
888 posts
7/7/2006 10:19 pm

Hmmmm...that's odd. I've never heard of armpits smelling like hot dogs. Guess it's better to smell like that than the usual musty, funky odor. I'd have to draw the line at rubbing a binkie (what's a binkie?) or anything else in there...Ewww! Oh well, whatever floats her boat.

Party on, dude!


AGNJoe1 46M

7/10/2006 8:13 pm

A binkie is a cozy blanket you normally call as your blanket or blanky or binkie. Thus...binkie.

AGN Joe


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