Day 168: Trimming my dingleberries...  

AGNJoe1 46M
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4/27/2006 5:46 pm
Day 168: Trimming my dingleberries...


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Sorry folks. I couldn't think of a witty title for today's blog, so it was either that or Popping the Ass Pimples..., so take your pick, they're both gross.

Well I got a couple looks in the past couple of days from a couple of nice ladies. wbly35, ChiFem4u, and kim51705 all stopped by to look at my manly flabby physique, so ladies, thank you for stopping by, it's most appreciated.
Now some people ask...Joe, why do you degrade and downplay yourself so much? Well...no one asks that, but I'll tell you anyway. Because I honestly do not think of myself as special or attractive. Sure women have said I'm attractive, but folks, let's face it...I'm no Brad Pitt ladies. And to be honest, Brad's probably getting a ton of tail including Angelia Jolie, while I'm lucky if I can masturbate to porn on the computer.
And even though I was honored to be AdultFriendFinder's Mr. November 2006 from the male blogland community, I mean, I'm sharing the title with 4 other guys, who are probably getting more tail than I am.

Anyway, I'm sorry I've been away for a bit. I've been concentrating on work and home a bit, taking care of my kids, going to AA, going to counseling with my wife, gathering stuff to sell for a weekend garage sale, and helping the landlord put in a new dryer as our old one went out on the blink, and it was either wait a week to get it delivered or go and pick it up, and put it in myself. So I went over there, picked it up, and put it in with the landlord's help.
I'm kind of handy like that.

The only good news is that a friend of my wife is offering to fly her down to her house to spend a few days by herself and her in Arizona in June, and my mother-in-law has offered to take the kids from me for a couple of days, so I can have a break of my own. So I'll have the house to myself on June 12th, Monday night, and June 13th, Tuesday night, which will be extremely nice. NOW....if I can only find someone to share that alone time with...even for a couple of hours. If anyone might want to spend a few hours with me, let me know, and I'll fill you in on the details. That is, if I can find anyone that's interested.

Well, I wish I had more to talk about but for now, I've got nothing else witty so I guess I'll really start trimming off the dingleberries off of my ass hairs. I'll save the pimple popping for any of you ladies decide to come over in June.

You know you ladies love me, admit it!

AGN Joe

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