Day 140, part 3: Man are you blessed! ANOTHER POST!  

AGNJoe1 46M
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3/30/2006 9:01 pm

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4/3/2006 8:20 pm

Day 140, part 3: Man are you blessed! ANOTHER POST!

A farmer was working in the fields late during a summer evening finishing up his work, and a traveling salesman was tired from his travels and pulled over to stop for the night.
The salesman asked if he could sleep in the barn for the evening, and the farmer said well you can sleep on the couch in my house if you like. The salesman said "No, that's ok, I just need a place to sleep and the barn will do nicely since it's a hot night out tonight."
The farmer agreed, and the salesman went into the barn and went to sleep.

The next morning, the farmer went to check on the salesman, and he saw the salesman talking to the cow. At first he thought the salesman was a bit nutty. But the salesman said that he learned that last night, he could talk to the animals.
"You're insane," said the farmer. "No one can talk to animals!"

"Ok, I'll prove I can talk to these animals! You're cow's name is Ingrid, and you come to milk her at 5:30 in the morning every day. Then you let her out to pasture, and bring her back in at 5:30 in the afternoon. She also says that you last took her to get her shoe'd at the local blacksmith in town two months ago, and that she has given birth to two calves that you sold to other local farmers, and she misses her children dearly."

"Huh? How did you know that?" said that farmer.

"Need more proof?" asked the salesman. "Your rooster, Plucky, who hates his name that you gave him by the way, was the state's top rooster two years in a row. He does say though that he enjoys you bringing all the hens to see him though to breed with once a week. And he was the only animal in the barn that saw you cut your left hand last year on a nail as you were climbing down a ladder."

"Amazing!" How could you know all of this?" said the farmer.

"And the sheep said..." said the salesman...

"Those sheep are FRIGGING LIARS!"

frogger1995 39F

4/1/2006 7:32 am typical.

AGNJoe1 46M

4/3/2006 8:20 pm

Well, at least you laughed...

Man what I would do to see your chest jiggle when you laugh...


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