Day 100, part 2: 100 days, no lays...  

AGNJoe1 46M
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2/17/2006 8:27 pm

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Day 100, part 2: 100 days, no lays...

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Added friends into my network: 0


Jobeanis and ucudbe stopped by to check my profile out, so to both of you two ladies, thank you very much.

And now, onto my topic. It's been 100 days of blogging here at AdultFriendFinder, and I've yet to get laid even once from using this site. I will say it has been interesting though. I've met a lot of fairly cool people here. So downright friendly, some not so friendly. And some women who have been extremely gorgeous looking.

I've had friends come and go, and some stay the distance with me through this blogging experience. And I will say, it's been interesting. But so far, it's been somewhat...uneventful. And because I haven't reached my main goal of finding someone to hook up with, it's caused me to doubt that this site even works. Well it may work, but not for guys like me. I've been honest and upfront, but I guess being honest and upfront just means one less guy to easily pass over and skip on this site.

Which leads me to think if I should stay on this site. Maybe I should just give up. I mean, I have serious doubts now if I'll ever find anyone to hook up with on this site. Maybe I should just pack it in, call it a wash and move on with my life.

Well, I almost did just that. And then I read pinkplaytoyz and sideline1968 for their blogs today, and it seems they are having trouble with people on this site too, and they are thinking of possibly leaving or at least taking a very long break. And the thought of either of them leaving this site because of their reasons really made me sad. I'd know I'd miss them both terribly. And hit me like a brick to the face. I'm hooked. I'm stuck here, at least for now. To the point to where I thought that at one time I could easily give up this site if it didn't work out and just quit, that I could just leave and not care. Well folks, I do care. I'd be really sad if either of my two girls were to go away, so my message to them is this...don't go. If I plan on sticking it out here, and continue to not get laid, then I hope the two of you plan on sticking it out with me, so we can hang together.

So yes folks...the Sexual Misadventures of A Guy Named Joe will continue, as long as I have something to say, I'm stuck here....continuing to blog, and continuing not to get laid as long as there are women to ignore me, find me unattractive, unsexy, and limp as possible. You folks will have to put up with my ability to lose out on women, laugh at my inability to get laid, and mock me for my misadventures. I am here to be scorned. I am here to be your human sexual freak of nature, the man who has been unable to get laid for well over a year. Here's to the next 100 days. And the next. Enjoy.

As for my goal of being in the top 8, well, that dream also has been shot to hell as I feel that I'll never reach that goal as the rest of the Chicago bloggers are now posting once more, they are being commented on, and I seriously do not think I'm now ever going to reach that goal either.

So what to do? Stick around I guess. The only thing left I have are the few friends I have now here on this site who visit and say hello. But if anything, I take comfort in that. I'd rather have the friends I have now, than be a sexual boy toy, or a popular blogger, or a sexual god to be admired.

Of course, I'm lying through my teeth here folks. Of course I want to get laid! But seriously, I do want to stick around here, and I'm glad I have the friends I have, and I wouldn't change it for the world. Other than the part of getting laid. And being popular. Oh, and rich as hell. I gotta add that one in too.

Well folks, that's it for me tonight I think. Tomorrow is another day, and I plan on being drilled like crazy. No, not sex...I have a dentist appointment. Bummer. My only action is to get my teeth scraped and cleaned. How very exciting. I'm all a tingle with anticipation.

G'night folks. As always, thanks for reading, and may your gumline not have gingivitis and be bleeding.

WildChild5884 32F

2/18/2006 6:50 am

Uh oh Joe..You gotta be careful or you'll become a lifer on this site like me Honestly though it does kind of grow on you, and you can really meet some great people once ya weed through the crazy stuff. Sorry to hear things aren't looking up for you quite yet.

rm_4yousexyeyes 105F
307 posts
2/18/2006 7:12 am

Invite me to your network and thanks for the well wishes on my teeth and gums!

AGNJoe1 46M

2/18/2006 1:20 pm

Wild - Thank you for stopping by...
Yeah this site has grown on my like mold in my shower. And maybe someday the luck will change. I just got to stay positive is all...

4you - Unfotunately, as a standard member, it's hard to find you and invite you to my network. I'll keep looking for you, I promise!


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