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7/15/2005 10:06 pm

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Well, here is a TRUE story.
I used to swing with a couple in Austin while I lived there. it all got started at the place I used to work at, a roofing company. she was the receptionist and i was running some large jobs for a friend (the owner). since she and i were pretty good friends she invited me to have some drinks and dinner at their house. we had quite a bit to drink and the talk started getting kind of kinky. she was a really beautiful woman and i have to admit, she really turned me on especially after a few mixed drinks. well they were very much in love as they started to kiss and fondle each other. at first it was like a joke to make me feel uncomfortable, but then it started to excite him: i could see a bulge developing in his pants. she started to wrestle with him pretending to unzip his fly. i know he wanted her because when she got on all fours accidentally, he was pushing her so hard she almost fell over. i wanted to jerk off so bad i could hardly stand it. she some how got her shorts un buckled and they ACCIDENTALLY fell to her knees. we laughed about it quite a while but i noticed that she was doing nothing to pull them back up. i thought it was because she was so drunk. well, her husband, being the manly man that he was, pulled out his dick and poked through her underwear.
i thought they were about to ask me to leave. on the contrary to my surprise. she pulled her panties to the side and in it went...all of it. he was rather well hung and i admit i got a bit jealous. she went all the way to the ground and by that time he was pumping her so hard they scoot all over the wood floor. i thought she was going to get hurt, but she kept groaning and moaning even louder with every thrust. he was pretty wasted and stopped after a few minutes to catch his breath. by that time i had already pulled my dick out and was working up a good lather with all the pre-cum that was oozing out of my tip. she looked up rather disappointed as she was almost at the big "O". when she caught eye of what i was doing she lit up. com on over here she said, a little out of breath. i did not wait to be invited twice. i caught her husbands eye thinking that he was going to kick my ass, but he gave a high five and i was confident this was a good sign. he was still in her pussy from behind so both her holes were blocked, just my luck. well, the ole' blow job will have to do i thought. by this time she was so horny that she hurt the fuck out of my dick when she bit into the tip. i was stunned for a second but regained the enthusiasm when she took all, i mean all, my dick into her throat. i could tell i was that far in because i felt the gasp and the warm air as she tried to breath. slowly her hubby got the strength to get back up and start pushing once more. i really appreciated this because she gagged every time he pushed her into me, and my dick went in further. i did not want her to puke on me so i backed off a bit, but the feeling went away. fuck it i thought, if I'm going to get puked on while deep throating a hot babe, so be it... i can't say how long we did this since i was pretty fucked up from the drinks. it was the best forever feeling i have ever had though. she yelped as in pain for a split second and i wandered if she was hurt. did i go to far and hurt her throat? i later found out that he was in her ass. he must have entered rather hard since she whimpered for a few minutes, but she never lost the pace on my dick..what a woman. i could tell she liked the ass hole penetration because i could feel her beating his dick harder with every thrust as she got the rhythm. i had to start counting sheep because i was seconds away from choking her with cum. after a few minutes of self control, i could regain the pushing into her mouth. then it happened...the most humorous event of my entire sexual life. her face looked at me with such a confused look that i must have mirrored it. what could have been so annoying to make such a hot babe so confused? i looked at her husband and got even more confused my self. he had such a face...a face that came straight from hell...a smile that made me want to crack up and laugh even though i knew nothing about what he did. i looked at her again and by then i was so gone that i came such a big wad that she gagged and i had to pull out. the look of disbelief was still plaguing her and i could not hold it any longer, i burst out laughing. i had figured out the situation and could not believe that some one would be so devious as he. she scrambled to her knees while trying to get out from under him, as he was crying from laughter. he fell over to his left, she shot out from under him on the right and i fell back on the couch. she barely made it to the rest room. he had not only cum a but load in her but proceeded to piss all the beer that he had in his bladder in an artificial enema way up in her ass.
i still cry of laughter remembering what uncultured names he was called from the throne. after a few minutes of cursing, she joined us in our laughter and found the joy in the whole joke. i assured her that i had nothing to do with it, but i still don't think she ever believed me.
well, i got the best blow job ever and the best laugh as well. she got a great fucking in all holes and a load in the ass that she will never forget.

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