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Things You WON'T See....In A Hallmark Card
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Things You WON'T See....In A Hallmark Card My tire was thumping. I thought it was flat When I looked at the tire... I noticed your cat. Sorry!  Heard your wife left you, How upset you must be. But don't fret about it... She moved in with me.  Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder... "What the hell was I thinking?" ;!; Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your husband. How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby? I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you .. I've changed my mind. I must admit, you brought Religion into my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go... Would you like to take this knife out of my back? You'll probably need it again.  HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!, UNCLE DAD! (Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia) Happy birthday! You look great for your age. Almost Lifelike! When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise. We have been friends for a very long time .. let's say we stop? I'm so miserable without you it's almost like you're here. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday. So we're having you put to sleep. So your 's a , and it spoiled your day. Look at the bright side, It's really good pay. >>! lustytaurus lustytaurus P.S. I didn't take my meds today, so if I offended anybody with the above post, I'm NOT responsible and neither am I!!!  |
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2/28/2006 6:52 pm |
Hehehe those are so funny baby...thanks Becky ~Becky~
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2/28/2006 7:30 pm |
I had this same exact list a couple of years ahgo i would have posted it myself but I lost it Hey! you been diggin through my stuff? roaming the cyber streets of blogland  
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Hehehe those are so funny baby...thanks Becky 
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LMAO...Good addition Tala... 
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Purrfect...LMAO...I am truely honored that you stopped by my place and had a good time. 
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I had this same exact list a couple of years ahgo i would have posted it myself but I lost it Hey! you been diggin through my stuff? 
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3/1/2006 3:45 pm |
that's great stuff!! hey digs, listen, call me when you're gonna come up here & kick LT's ass for him, ok? i'll get the video! King Nor XVIII  
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3/1/2006 3:47 pm |
oh and by the way, about your basement...you never know, maybe we can work something out. email me if ya can, because i can't King Nor XVIII
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Norprin...thanks!..oh and FYI, you can e-mail me...any standard member can
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3/2/2006 4:00 am |
thanks for a great start to the day
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Hey Huny...I laughed at that one, in particular, as well.
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thanks for a great start to the day No problem, I like when you visit, and I am happy you enjoy it.
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im buying blank cards and using some of them for some ppl i know....they r great...u made me laugh
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3/2/2006 7:34 pm |
you always make me smile
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you always make me smile
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Freakin' Hilarious man!! Thanks for poppin' in! [post 257811]
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im buying blank cards and using some of them for some ppl i know....they r great...u made me laugh
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3/27/2006 10:38 pm |
Thanks for the laugh
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