cock blocked!  

RabbiJokesDrunk 42M
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10/31/2005 4:35 pm

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cock blocked!


Why is it that every time I go to my local watering hole and try to pick up a girl, some jerk has to cock block me? Just last week, I met a hot little number who was in to me. We shared some drinks and all seemed to be going well, that is untill I got up and went to the washroom. When I came back, I felt that the mood had changed. I asked the pretty lady; what had happened in the 5min that I had been gone? She said it was nothing, finished her drink and left! So I ask the bartender (witch happens to be my good friend and roommate) did anyone talk to her while I was in the can? He said "yes". "that guy over in the corner." It turns out that he sees me there all the time and is jealous of me because I have no problem talking to girls, nor am I shy. I'm not sure what he said, but whatever it was, it was'nt cool. So in the future guys, if you see someone who gets more action than you, dont cock block him. Find out why he gets more action, or talk to him, he might have some good tips for you. Because cock blocking doesnt get me laid, but it doesnt get you laid too, dumb ass! OK... I feel better now. I just had to get that off my chest. Peace, Love and Sex!

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