blow job contest  

6nostringsfun9 40M
38 posts
1/22/2006 12:58 pm

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3/5/2006 9:27 pm

blow job contest


oh the mind of the human male - i was bored at work the other day and thinking of the women in my life past and present who have ever given me oral sex. there arent a ton of such women but enough to ponder which one have given the best head. and from that thought i moved on to an even more interesting question: is there actually a way to somehow prove that one woman is better than another at oral sex through some kind of competition.

with that in mind i came up with the following as a blow job competition for women with the rules designed to make the playing field as level as possible.

rules

1) each participant will be blowing the same male. this rule will ensure that we are not having one woman blowing a man with zero endurance and another blowing a man who can last forever. (i can volunteer to be that man if necessary)

2) 24 hrs prior to the onset of the competition the man will have to acieve orgasm by whatever means he can. whether he has to jerk off or find a woman not participating in the contest he will need to relieve whatever sexual tension he has in his system.

3) after his relief the male will be placed in isolation free from any sexually stimulating materials aside from his thoughts. this will prevent the blowee from recieving stimulation during the hours prior to being blown which could give one competitor an unfair advantage ove another.

4) there will be exactly 24 hrs between the onset of each contestent giving their blow job. if the time varies between contestent his stamina might also vary.

5) blow job score will simply be the amount of time it takes the contestant to cause the male to ejaculate. the time clock will start on first contact whether it be hand or mouth. it will stop precisely when the first ejaculate is observed.

6) verbal communication between couple is allowed.

7) the woman with the fastest time wins!

**** aditonal award for woman with best style/skill level score determined by a panel of international judges based on olympic scoring system

**** optional rule would require the male to be blind folded as he might find certain women more attractive than others causing him to cum faster based solely on their looks

i guess i dont have enoug to do at work!

well what do you think? any women care to enter? any women think they can win it? do any of the rules need to be changed? should the champ be based on a combination score of style/skill level/and how long it takes to get the man off?

let me know - this is extremely important - we need to determine who gives the best bj.

HOTNBOTHERED0414 46F

1/22/2006 1:29 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, TOO FUNNY. I ALREADY KNOW IM THE BEST!!!! MMMMMMMMMUAH!


hot_n_hardalways 48M/47F

1/22/2006 2:55 pm

mmm but i like blowjobs so the best one for me is the woman that can suck my cock the longest without letting me come. Ahhh now thats skill.


playtime44uandi 52M
6545 posts
1/22/2006 5:10 pm

what I'd give to meet a confedent lady right now! lol....

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