What booze blasts you out of a horny-cannon?  

634694u 46M
257 posts
10/18/2005 1:34 pm

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What booze blasts you out of a horny-cannon?


Some of my best experiences with women have involved liquor of some kind. Who knows, maybe women think I'm too ugly to fuck sober! Anyway, after a night of tequila shots and margarita's, I remember an ex-girlfriend turning into a complete savage in a hotel room.

I had dated her for over two years (1989) and until this night,I never new the power of booze on a woman's sexuality. She did things that would make a porno-queen take notes! Now, I realize that we've all had "drunken fucks" and understand the intoxicating factors involved but there are different kinds of "drunk-fucks".

The manufacturers of tequila, I feel, have mixed-up a concoction that turns people into absolute carnivorous animals in bed but, what about scotch and beer? wine and mixed drinks?

I typically enjoy a good scotch after work but, fucking after I've had a few becomes a little more of a relaxed affair. A slow ride is desired versus the ass-slapping rodeo of a dozen margarita's. A beautiful woman riding me slowly with a wonderful smile and flowing hair. Hmm, I've gotta stop writing about that shit-right now!

Fucking with a belly full of beer is another event in and of itself. I'm sure most of us here have had a few (a dozen or so!) at a bar and then went home and laughed at the sloshing sounds of Budwieser tumbling and splashing while you scrogged one another. Beer however, has some other side-effects that may interrupt the festivities like having to piss every ten minutes or, if jostled around enough, causes vomiting, and none of us care too much for that do we?

Wine-fucking is rather foreign to me. I indulge once in a while but cannot remember ever sexing-up with a wine buzz. Fill me in if you have, I am curious.

Mixed drinks! oh yeah! The true reason that there are about 20 million more people on earth than were probably scheduled but the participants had fun anyway. Mixed drinks are the liars of the booze family. You sip on those pina colada's or rum and cokes all night and then, like you were shot out of a horny-cannon, your scouring the parking lot looking for a piece of ass. I like mixed drinks but in moderation-nothing worse than waking-up with someone you don't know, in a strange place and you really have no desire to fuck this person cuddled-up next to you even though you already have!!!!

Let's not forget Champaign. this beverage usually takes me by surprise. I never know what I'll do if anything. I do know that the hangovers are the fucking worst!!! Even after a great lay!

How about saki? (spelling?) any takers? I have no clue but have heard some stories!

What drink(s) turn you into an animal? or do you need any other stimulus other than your own mind to unravel your inhibitions? I'm kinda in the middle, sometimes drunken sex is a nice change but normally, the bedroom-gloves are off! and the pants and the socks and.......................

HEY! YOU! YEAH YOU! Would you pull this shovel out of my head! I've gotta get back to work.

LustGoddess2469 50F  
2453 posts
10/18/2005 5:06 pm

*steps into the living room wearing a black lace babydoll and heels, holding a glass of Johnny Walker Blue Label*

"Welcome home, studmuffin. How was your day?"

Lusty


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/18/2005 8:59 pm

ummm tequlia Jose Cuervo works withno salt no lemon give it to me straight with no bs..lol

and Madori sours ..



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634694u 46M

10/19/2005 9:42 am

Hey, Synn74, would that be a large bottle elevated just high enough to spill down and around those lovely breasts? I know, I'm bad-and I wasn't drawn that way, learned it from tequlia drinkers like you!

LustGoddess-scotch,mmm, so good, have you tried Balevini? soooo smooth and settling! I havent had a woman meet me at the door scotch yet, hmm, your address is what.................just kidding! maybe!

Deelushess-maybe I need to find some good wine. I have huge windows in this NH home!!!!

Agoigo- your probably right but most of the time a fond memory remains regardless and for bloodflow, well let's just say "whiskey-dick" is not a side-effect that I have to deal with-not getting-off for six or seven hours yes, Viagra my ass! When I get old and gray, give me some margarita's!
reaction time? I'm not blocking shots at a hockey game, are you ninja fast in bed or did I miss something? Oh, my orgasms, yeah, well I dont mind hours of endless sex without orgasm, don't we all like the "waiting" part as well?


Synn74 42F
1206 posts
10/19/2005 12:58 pm

ummm yeah that would work



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redlipsprincess
(Princess Lips)
51F

11/3/2005 7:55 am

"tequilla makes her clothes fall off"

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