Tough guy?  

634694u 46M
257 posts
11/22/2005 6:14 am

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Tough guy?

I'm a tough guy! I rode bulls, served this country in the Marines, drive a big assed "macho" truck. I shoot guns and have a tattoo. I am a stud! YEAH, MR. STUDLY! I do have a couple small fears though...................

Nothing sends me running faster than a three year old with a fresh booger! When I see that little finger buried up to the knuckle in their "snot-locker's", the hair stands on the back of my neck! Then, when they come strolling over to me when I'm on the couch watching the Bronco's, and want to wipe the green, amoeba-like creature on my arm, GAG, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG!
I will crawl up the wall with my finger nails to escape the the little booger-digger's wrath!

My nephew started this tradition back in 1989 and my boys seemed to have instinctively picked-up this torrid behavior for about a week or so after they turned three. All kids dig for nose nuggets but my family's children ramp-it-up to the next level of disgusting fun. They will chase you with the parasitic creature latched onto their finger waiting to strike! With an evil look on their faces and a relentless, almost demonic desire to infect your soul with a nose goblin. GAG! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGG! Nothing will make me toss my cookies like a child armed with a booger!

See ya, busy as hell so be patient everyone! I'll get back to you.

Synn74 42F
1206 posts
11/22/2005 8:37 am

one of the more disgusting parent hazzards..
watching our children do disgusting things but we wouldn't give anything for them either..

so we *gag* and go on..right lol
have a great day !!!

I welcome you to the House of Syn...

lovestochat2 47F

11/22/2005 11:02 am

ROFL...oh this is too funny!! only gets better as they grow....enjoy your little booger-diggers...

frbnkslady 48F
6183 posts
11/22/2005 11:29 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... I had my son, neice and nephew trained.. no hugs or kisses till snot boxes and faces were cleaned... WAS NOT happening.... they would walk in door and go right to the bathroom... They chased each other... but not me.. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW T


curious082385 31F
4925 posts
11/22/2005 11:35 am

I don't know...I just might beat you up the wall to get away from
But they're young and you love em, you what are you gonna do, right? (other than run screaming)

(Told you I'd be here in 10 min )

PrincessKarma 43F
6188 posts
11/22/2005 8:30 pm

*laughs evilly*

The Big Bang was the mother of all orgasms.PrincessKarma

sexyeyes375 47F

11/22/2005 9:15 pm

LMAO... love to see a strong man screaming like a girl and running for cover... gives us something to blackmail you with if we should need it later... WEG..

what makes me gag: loose teeth. I am the one you want if you slice your hand open or have any other bloody or broken mishap.... but whenever my kids had a loose tooth and wanted to show it off or wanted me to pull it for them.. it took all the courage I had to do it.

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